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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

Look If you had one shot Or one opportunity To grow it as...
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The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping Thi...
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Just when you think the genre has gone soft.
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180 moniker
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Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time
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You better NEVER lift in clothes!
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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Adulterous house



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: passionate pocket flask gas station

lmao

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Adulterous house



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: Impertinent Flickering Den



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: angry cerise dragon

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
Author: Talking Aquamarine Point



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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant ladyboy pozpig



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Elite Theater Stage Athletic Conference

Just when you think the genre has gone soft.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef

180 moniker

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Autistic alpha kitchen



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant ladyboy pozpig



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Vigorous Stag Film

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: big-titted motley native



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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Stag Film



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: angry cerise dragon



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: Twinkling exciting business firm filthpig



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse ungodly parlor



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Indigo people who are hurt

literally spit on my screen at "you better never lift in clothes"

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: tantric pisswyrm



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef

you can do anything you stim your cock to, man

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
Author: Vibrant Carnelian Immigrant



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: angry cerise dragon



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Twinkling exciting business firm filthpig

You better NEVER lift in clothes!

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: angry cerise dragon



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: Rusted French Chef



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



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