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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
boyish piazza
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Tan vibrant candlestick maker
  04/18/25
Cr.
razzle sable locale
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
demanding maroon sneaky criminal deer antler
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Appetizing Location
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
judgmental elastic band site
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Misanthropic Offensive Water Buffalo
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Misanthropic Offensive Water Buffalo
  04/18/25
...
Low-t haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Pontificating Naked Ape Sound Barrier
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Low-t haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Gaped old irish cottage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Low-t haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
light frum dragon
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Low-t haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Ty friend
light frum dragon
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Alcoholic pit
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Alcoholic pit
  04/18/25
...
excitant legal warrant idea he suggested
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
chest-beating magical cuck trailer park
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
cyan wrinkle
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
comical pearl sex offender native
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
light frum dragon
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
cyan wrinkle
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
cyan wrinkle
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: boyish piazza

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Tan vibrant candlestick maker

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: razzle sable locale

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: demanding maroon sneaky criminal deer antler

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Appetizing Location

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: judgmental elastic band site

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Water Buffalo

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Water Buffalo

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Naked Ape Sound Barrier

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Gaped old irish cottage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cyan wrinkle

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: light frum dragon

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: light frum dragon

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic pit

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cyan wrinkle

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic pit

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: excitant legal warrant idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: chest-beating magical cuck trailer park

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cyan wrinkle

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: comical pearl sex offender native

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: light frum dragon

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: cyan wrinkle

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: cyan wrinkle

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48905689)