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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
i support islam now
bright property round eye
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boyish sable electric furnace
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
cerise toilet seat
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
cerise toilet seat
  06/27/25
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Yapping legend
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Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
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big black woman windowlicker
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titillating theatre
  06/27/25
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titillating theatre
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
mustard church
  06/27/25
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brass soul-stirring range
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
fluffy fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
cerise toilet seat
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
  06/27/25
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laughsome brunch
  06/27/25
It's both
Carmine provocative sandwich
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big black woman windowlicker
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
shivering irradiated institution
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
multi-colored hunting ground
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
bright property round eye
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Dull mind-boggling kitty
  06/27/25
lmfao
fluffy fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
big black woman windowlicker
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive
  06/27/25
lmao
titillating theatre
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
cerise toilet seat
  06/27/25
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Thirsty abode ape
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
titillating theatre
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Obsidian laser beams
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
titillating theatre
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Obsidian laser beams
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Diverse Codepig Theater Stage
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
big black woman windowlicker
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
titillating theatre
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
big black woman windowlicker
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Thriller alpha water buffalo
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Hairraiser dragon
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
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Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
shivering irradiated institution
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Iridescent indecent corn cake lay
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
galvanic school
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Salmon Circlehead Box Office
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Misanthropic hall
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Iridescent indecent corn cake lay
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
angry submissive set headpube
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
multi-colored hunting ground
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
titillating theatre
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Misanthropic hall
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Iridescent indecent corn cake lay
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: bright property round eye

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: boyish sable electric furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Yapping legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: big black woman windowlicker



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: titillating theatre



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: titillating theatre



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: mustard church

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: brass soul-stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: fluffy fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: laughsome brunch



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Carmine provocative sandwich

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: big black woman windowlicker



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: shivering irradiated institution

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: multi-colored hunting ground

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: bright property round eye

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Dull mind-boggling kitty

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: fluffy fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: big black woman windowlicker

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: titillating theatre

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: cerise toilet seat

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Thirsty abode ape



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: titillating theatre

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Obsidian laser beams

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: titillating theatre

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Obsidian laser beams

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Diverse Codepig Theater Stage

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: big black woman windowlicker

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy vigorous spot depressive

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: titillating theatre

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: big black woman windowlicker

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Thriller alpha water buffalo

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser dragon

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Comical geriatric nursing home juggernaut



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: shivering irradiated institution

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Iridescent indecent corn cake lay

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: galvanic school

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Salmon Circlehead Box Office

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Iridescent indecent corn cake lay

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: angry submissive set headpube

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: multi-colored hunting ground

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: titillating theatre

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic hall

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Iridescent indecent corn cake lay

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055482)