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Why is ORD so shitty?

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
worst dining options by far of any major airport
boyish overrated base chad
  06/17/25
They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to...
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish
boyish overrated base chad
  06/17/25
Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fres...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of thes...
Filthy shimmering parlor
  06/17/25
teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf
boyish overrated base chad
  06/17/25
Tortas Frontera is the only option.
soul-stirring nibblets
  06/17/25
its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos
boyish overrated base chad
  06/17/25
true, but what's the best alternative?
soul-stirring nibblets
  06/17/25
WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award? The ...
Comical bossy gas station
  06/17/25
the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a g...
boyish overrated base chad
  06/17/25
ord polaris lounge is the tits
Sable adventurous windowlicker
  06/17/25
Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting fli...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hou...
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
Twist: so was your arrival
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Touche
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fat...
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  06/17/25
United reserves the right to use random combinations of term...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
ghastly airport
odious chartreuse hell indirect expression
  06/17/25
Unfortunately, this is soo cr.
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
If you're flying United you should always look for connectio...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucki...
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flyin...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place...
Nubile therapy
  06/18/25
The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so n...
big burgundy stain regret
  06/17/25
cr, ship this azn back to Busan
up-to-no-good meetinghouse
  06/17/25
My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think fo...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about...
Vigorous foreskin
  06/17/25
Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to Lond...
splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef
  06/17/25
Europe...London pick one
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no sep...
Comical bossy gas station
  06/17/25
flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to ...
Filthy shimmering parlor
  06/17/25
Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
Plaza? Nobody stays there
ultramarine cracking community account
  06/17/25
Because it’s run by the city of Chicago I’m ...
cocky mauve goal in life
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls ...
Drab beady-eyed internal respiration legend
  06/17/25
But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for...
Deranged principal's office
  06/17/25
ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in...
Drab beady-eyed internal respiration legend
  06/17/25
O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 196...
shivering keepsake machete blood rage
  06/17/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026276)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: boyish overrated base chad

worst dining options by far of any major airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026293)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to sit down in while you await the cascade of delay and then apology messages from your “legacy” carrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026299)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: boyish overrated base chad

the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026308)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fresh fish? Off the planes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026334)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Filthy shimmering parlor

Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of these random seats and charge your devices while posting racist shit on XO with your back towards everyone so they can see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026903)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: boyish overrated base chad

teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026968)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets

Tortas Frontera is the only option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026383)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: boyish overrated base chad

its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026524)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring nibblets

true, but what's the best alternative?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026552)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Comical bossy gas station

WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award?

The cubs themed bar in the FGH connector isn't bad either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026592)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: boyish overrated base chad

the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a gay corner of the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026971)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Sable adventurous windowlicker

ord polaris lounge is the tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026323)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting flight on the same airline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026326)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026339)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

Twist: so was your arrival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026375)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

Touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026395)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fatso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026348)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

United reserves the right to use random combinations of terminals at that airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026386)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: odious chartreuse hell indirect expression

ghastly airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026385)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

Unfortunately, this is soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026391)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

If you're flying United you should always look for connections in Denver, followed by Detroit. The only problem with Detroit is that if you're stuck overnight, the hotel shuttles take 90 minutes to get to the hotels. It's worse than the drive out to Heathrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026396)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucking Denver from NY. Honestly I don’t know why I’m now stuck at ORD when I’m just trying to get back to NJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026398)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flying between the east and west coasts but you do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026400)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Nubile therapy

Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place, much less connecting in ORD in the process? Even if you are coming from Buffalo or something, by the time you connect in ORD, wouldn't driving (or even Amtrak) be faster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49027033)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: big burgundy stain regret

The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so not a good place to connect on United 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026405)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

cr, ship this azn back to Busan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026459)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think for United I would do Denver or SF/Houston or direct flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026521)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Vigorous foreskin

maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about lounges etc. but never have i felt compelled to call a major US airport either wonderful or horrendous except during major construction. they are all unremarkable and pretty poor by international standards but generally serviceable. i'm not expecting the plaza hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026409)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: splenetic fear-inspiring space french chef

Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to London Stansted? Holy fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026420)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

Europe...London pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026526)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Comical bossy gas station

Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no separation between priority and regular security when I went so I just took the priority line up to the metal detectors then cut in line and pissed off a bunch of butch dykes who complained in broken English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026597)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Filthy shimmering parlor

flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to form a proper line. Just a bunch of brown third worlders mobbing the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026897)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way to Budapest, which has some tight security jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026973)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: ultramarine cracking community account

Plaza? Nobody stays there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026958)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cocky mauve goal in life

Because it’s run by the city of Chicago

I’m surprised they haven’t put a toll on the moving walkway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026964)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Drab beady-eyed internal respiration legend

What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls in the city aside from the skyway going to Indiana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026975)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026985)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Deranged principal's office

What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for 50ft and are under repair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026979)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Drab beady-eyed internal respiration legend

ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in the early 90s when Home Alone 2 filmed there. The blue line is pretty great and easy to use to get into the city but that's the only nice thing the airport has going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026978)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: shivering keepsake machete blood rage

O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 1964. In 1967 I got stranded there for 3 days courtesy of the big Chicago blizzard. They ran out of booze and low on food. But I was young and it was all an exciting adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49027030)