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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Talented crackhouse roommate
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Cerebral Beta Blood Rage
  03/24/25
yep
Amethyst newt
  03/24/25
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vibrant adulterous sweet tailpipe potus
  03/24/25
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Drab crusty stead
  03/24/25
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Obsidian Supple Chapel
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
outnumbered motley place of business
  03/24/25
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garnet glittery gas station hissy fit
  03/24/25
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Walnut 180 hell
  03/24/25
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Laughsome puppy
  03/24/25
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dun space dysfunction
  03/26/25
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Lake shaky shrine volcanic crater
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
aphrodisiac dilemma halford
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Irradiated Base National Security Agency
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
lemon adventurous doctorate
  03/24/25
titcr
Impressive blue brunch
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Cerebral Beta Blood Rage
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Impressive blue brunch
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Bronze geriatric business firm
  03/24/25
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Amethyst newt
  03/24/25
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garnet glittery gas station hissy fit
  03/24/25
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Abnormal legal warrant
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
aphrodisiac dilemma halford
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
outnumbered motley place of business
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
garnet glittery gas station hissy fit
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
rose hunting ground goyim
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
garnet glittery gas station hissy fit
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
rose hunting ground goyim
  03/24/25
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Abnormal legal warrant
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
khaki floppy masturbator
  03/24/25
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lavender house persian
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
rose hunting ground goyim
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
bat-shit-crazy parlour goal in life
  03/24/25
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Lake shaky shrine volcanic crater
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Fiercely-loyal resort coldplay fan
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
underhanded travel guidebook
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Jade Box Office
  03/24/25
...
Jade Box Office
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Cerebral Beta Blood Rage
  03/27/25
lol
Talented crackhouse roommate
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
rose hunting ground goyim
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse roommate

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Cerebral Beta Blood Rage

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Amethyst newt

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: vibrant adulterous sweet tailpipe potus



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Drab crusty stead



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Obsidian Supple Chapel



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: outnumbered motley place of business

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: garnet glittery gas station hissy fit



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Walnut 180 hell



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Laughsome puppy



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: dun space dysfunction

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Lake shaky shrine volcanic crater



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma halford

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Irradiated Base National Security Agency

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: lemon adventurous doctorate

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Impressive blue brunch

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cerebral Beta Blood Rage

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Impressive blue brunch

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bronze geriatric business firm

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Amethyst newt



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: garnet glittery gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal legal warrant



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma halford

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: outnumbered motley place of business

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: garnet glittery gas station hissy fit

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: rose hunting ground goyim

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: garnet glittery gas station hissy fit

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: rose hunting ground goyim

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Abnormal legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: khaki floppy masturbator

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lavender house persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: rose hunting ground goyim

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlour goal in life

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Lake shaky shrine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal resort coldplay fan

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: underhanded travel guidebook

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Jade Box Office

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Jade Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Cerebral Beta Blood Rage

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: rose hunting ground goyim

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49493859)