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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
irradiated institution ratface
  06/15/25
He maed it
lemon marvelous indirect expression roommate
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
180 ticket booth dingle berry
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peach wild locale
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walnut big library volcanic crater
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Clear base turdskin
  06/16/25
So doodikoff still has a chance?
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  06/15/25
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Sadistic pale coldplay fan
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jade passionate jew senate
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burgundy stimulating theater stage pistol
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
bateful vermilion cuckoldry
  06/15/25
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peach wild locale
  06/15/25
Goliath
irradiated institution ratface
  06/15/25
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Nofapping motley factory reset button
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peach wild locale
  06/16/25
What's up?
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bateful vermilion cuckoldry
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peach wild locale
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
Nofapping motley factory reset button
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
peach wild locale
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walnut big library volcanic crater
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peach wild locale
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
crystalline heady mother gaming laptop
  06/16/25
180
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
Hilarious bespoke trump supporter field
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
jade passionate jew senate
  06/16/25
!!!
peach wild locale
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Clear base turdskin
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peach wild locale
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
Nofapping motley factory reset button
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
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electric new version
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peach wild locale
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90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
cerise supple mad cow disease
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
LOL
electric new version
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peach wild locale
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irradiated institution ratface
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
Clear base turdskin
  06/16/25
Cq
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Amethyst background story
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
peach wild locale
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
irradiated institution ratface
  06/20/25
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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: irradiated institution ratface

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: lemon marvelous indirect expression roommate

He maed it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth dingle berry

Its never too late to maek it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Rose stage wrinkle



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: onyx spectacular university windowlicker



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: walnut big library volcanic crater



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Clear base turdskin



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: shaky shivering yarmulke

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Sadistic pale coldplay fan



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: jade passionate jew senate



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: burgundy stimulating theater stage pistol



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: bateful vermilion cuckoldry

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: irradiated institution ratface

Goliath

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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Nofapping motley factory reset button



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Nofapping motley factory reset button

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: bateful vermilion cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: peach wild locale

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Nofapping motley factory reset button

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: peach wild locale

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: walnut big library volcanic crater



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: peach wild locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021391)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: crystalline heady mother gaming laptop

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: peach wild locale

180

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Hilarious bespoke trump supporter field

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: jade passionate jew senate

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: peach wild locale

!!!

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Clear base turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49020455)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Nofapping motley factory reset button

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: peach wild locale

18000000000000000

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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: electric new version



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cerise supple mad cow disease

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: peach wild locale

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: electric new version

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: peach wild locale



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: irradiated institution ratface



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Clear base turdskin

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: peach wild locale

Cq

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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Amethyst background story

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: peach wild locale

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated institution ratface

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: irradiated institution ratface



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