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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Magenta pervert private investor
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Magenta pervert private investor
  08/14/26
No you
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
stirring black woman gaping
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Aromatic lodge
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Titillating thirsty dilemma
  08/14/26
...
Magenta pervert private investor
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Galvanic Stubborn Patrolman
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
...
Magenta pervert private investor
  08/14/26
...
awkward snowy church
  08/14/26
...
Swashbuckling sooty stage
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Hyperventilating sandwich office
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Hyperventilating sandwich office
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Hyperventilating sandwich office
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
laughsome tank
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
razzmatazz forum quadroon
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
😲
razzmatazz forum quadroon
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
razzmatazz forum quadroon
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Magenta pervert private investor
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
big milky set love of her life
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
cerebral bat shit crazy field
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
histrionic henna native
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
rose kink-friendly meetinghouse
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
walnut anal pit
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
walnut anal pit
  08/15/26
...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Magenta pervert private investor

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Magenta pervert private investor

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: stirring black woman gaping

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Aromatic lodge

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty dilemma

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Magenta pervert private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Stubborn Patrolman

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Magenta pervert private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: awkward snowy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sooty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sandwich office

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sandwich office

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sandwich office

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: laughsome tank

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum quadroon

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum quadroon

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum quadroon

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Magenta pervert private investor

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: big milky set love of her life

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: cerebral bat shit crazy field

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: histrionic henna native

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: rose kink-friendly meetinghouse

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: walnut anal pit

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: walnut anal pit

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#50070112)