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A one-way portal to 1993 opens. Do you take it?
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:43 PM Author: Azure elastic band church The catch: You'll start out your current age, homeless, and without any knowledge of events or technology after 1993 in a city of your choice. Nobody will know you, and you'll never be in contact with any of your current family and friends again.
Is it worth it?
Edit: hypo version 2: You can take your immediate family with you, and you will be set up with a $20k/year retail job and generic identity (no other family or friends, but you're not a stranger to people at work) to go along with that. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Motley Plum Office Fuck no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26848918) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Azure elastic band church (not a true 90s connoisseur) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26848929) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Peter Brady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49026900) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:39 AM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49027163) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: avocado legal warrant Your current life would have to be pretty darn shitty to find this option at all appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26848933) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Azure elastic band church It's a chance to relive the 90s.
Admittedly, the hypo may need some modification. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:55 PM Author: avocado legal warrant I would only go back in time if I could change shit based on current knowledge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26848982) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Azure elastic band church Hypo is too easy if it's just going back to your old self to redo your life or if it involves becoming a multi-billionaire due to knowledge. Need some way to relieve the 90s without those issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849025) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: hairraiser glassy fat ankles kitchen The 90s were admittedly awesome, but that doesn't mean they were so for all people under all circumstances. Yeah it was a boom and a great time for pop culture, but you're hypo has someone dropping into 1993 as a ghost with no history or connections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849027) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: glittery slate circlehead abode Yeah and part of what made them awesome was we were young and didn't have to strive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849107) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032553) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:11 PM Author: lavender geriatric church building personal credit line Without knowledge if future events I would have no way of appreciating how 180 the 90s were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850182) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032524) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:40 PM Author: razzle casino Fuck no. What kind of loser would take either of those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Azure elastic band church I thought we had true 90s lovers here. The second one isn't so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849257) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM Author: razzle casino Only people who have a shit job and shit family/friends now would find an opportunity have a shit job and no friends appealing (regardless of the decade). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849284) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:24 PM Author: Blue free-loading dragon In a heart beat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849889) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032993) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Stimulating Institution Fanboi *gets raped immediately* *catches AIDS* *dies horrifically 6 months later* |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: rambunctious nubile brunch Yes
Get in on the tech bubble, and you'll be set for life. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Blue free-loading dragon this / simple knowledge of meta technological trends and market moves will allow you to profit astronomically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849904) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: aromatic pungent national candlestick maker Why they fuck would you want to go again through school, testing, job interviews, working in TTT jerbs for assholes, saving money, and the Bush presidency?
Other than social shit and knowing you could correct all the mistakes you made socially wtf would you want to do that shit again? |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:06 PM Author: rambunctious nubile brunch Spring Break Cancun with Jerry Springer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849044) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM Author: hairraiser glassy fat ankles kitchen The OP's hypo says you are your current age and know nothing of the coming boom, so it doesn't really seem like any benefit at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849050) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:14 PM Author: glittery slate circlehead abode The hypo would be better if you had general knowledge of future events like computers will be big, but not specific events like: don't do a tour of the wtc on 9/11/01. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849097) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: big boistinker This may be one of the worst hypos in the history of this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849105) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: glittery slate circlehead abode what was one of the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849110) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:06 PM Author: violent indirect expression How many 5 yr olds could you kill with no break. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850157) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:13 PM Author: emerald electric becky That was an epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850197) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Vigorous sinister dopamine This hypo suckkkks! FART (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849111) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:23 PM Author: misunderstood magical home If I could get my Burger King job back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849143) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy ladyboy *waves goodbye over shoulder without looking back*
EDIT: Just read the remainder of the hypo and no, I wouldn't want to go back to 1993 to be homeless and likely die of starvation/some gross homeless disease within a year or two. If I wanted to do that I could walk out my door and be homeless today. Whether it was 1993 or not wouldn't really matter. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:33 PM Author: disturbing comical faggotry lolwut, homeless with no friends and family? please work on your hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849205) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:39 PM Author: Azure elastic band church There has to be a price for living in the 90s again. See version 2 of the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849235) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: big boistinker Your version 2 is like Scott Norwood getting a second chance to kick that fg in Super Bowl XXV and missing it wide left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849255) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Azure elastic band church I know the first one is nuts, but living in the 90s again might be worth it to someone.
The second one should have some people going for it. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: disturbing comical faggotry what's so great about the 90s? the only thing great about the 90s was music. technology was awful. having a 486 with dos and having my mom yell at me for hogging the phone line to sign onto compuserve/prodigy/aol are all TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849270) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: Azure elastic band church America hadn't become a festering TTT in steep decline yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849275) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49033139) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: beady-eyed digit ratio no iPhone or iPad and slow as shit internet? NO WAY MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849899) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032523) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:28 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal curious piazza codepig "no gay marriage | no way" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849907) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032522) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032753) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032754) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:29 PM Author: Clear Out-of-control Corner heh heh but seriously whats the real catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26849912) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49031829) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:04 PM Author: marvelous school I remember 1993 like it was yesterday. It was all so innocent and fun. I'd spend my days playing video games and riding my bike. How things have changed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850138) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49033148) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Yesterday_(1991_film) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49033151) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:05 PM Author: vivacious orchestra pit I would kill Kill KILL to go back to my 13 yo self in 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850146) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Brindle Menage "current age" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850164) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: vivacious orchestra pit :(
No. |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49033074) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Yapping Odious Space Feces probably. it doesn't really look like there is some imminent 'futuristic' game-changing technological development--eternal life via genetic manipulation or something--that we might be missing out on, if we bailed on the 21st century. things seem to just be stagnating or getting worse. so i don't really see the downside. i would be more interested in going further back than 1993, though. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:20 PM Author: vivacious orchestra pit i'd go back to about 1984 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26850244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Yapping Odious Space Feces tcr somewhere between 1973- 1985 would be ecstasy for me. i have always been completely fascinated by that period, since i was a small child looking at old Sears catalogs i found in our attic. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:25 PM Author: vivacious orchestra pit what year were you born?
the mid 80s- early 90s were the zenith of American culture and society. by the over-glorified late 90s, we'd entered a period of decay, I'd argue. |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49027012) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump *balding, homeless lawyer from the future stumbles into 1993 Pizza Hut parking lot, mouth so parched he cannot speak*
*picks up a piece of bark mulch from the flowerbed and begins hastily scrawling something onto the sidewalk*
"I'M HERE FOR THE PIZZA PAR.."
*keels over and dies* |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp “He really liked it here, however briefly.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49031821) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: manic pixie dream litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032693) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032734) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) US cities were so much more dangerous in the 90s than they are now. I will die on this hill. People talk about how bad places like DC are today as if they weren't practically warzones in 1994. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032562) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐) so I just go back in time as some middle aged doofus alone in the world? that sounds awful. do I get a billion dollars or something at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032567) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: ""''"'"'"'"'' this is a crap hypo. those of us who've maed it but are sick and tired would not go back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032764) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: i gave my cousin head 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032765) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49032860) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: Greetings so i'm a 40yo man in a time where girls weren't as slutty, yoga pants hadn't been invented yet, there were a lot fewer asian girls here, and STDs were rampant? wow sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49033121) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: i gave my cousin head "and STDs were rampant"
u people are so fuckin dumb |