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Young police officers killself after debilitating side effects from LASIK surger
| cannon | 05/21/25 |
| gedood persoon | 05/21/25 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 05/21/25 |
| evan39 | 05/21/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/21/25 |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:48 AM Author: cannon No mention of jet black surgeon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14733481/police-officer-effects-lasik-eye-surgery-ryan-kingerski.html |
Date: May 21st, 2025 12:49 AM Author: gedood persoon just do burn your eyes with lasers because you don't want to wear glasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728312&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48949919) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:52 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon he should have gotten leg-lengthening surgery instead
[performed by jet-black congoloids wielding sledgehammers] |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:03 AM Author: evan39 I've worn glasses and contacts for years without any problems. I can't believe people actually have elective surgery for something so trivial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728312&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48949972) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:11 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Date: May 21st, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Evan39 (Night Manager, Safeway Aurora Station | Vision Loss Risk Tier II | Adjunct, HR Ethics in Optical Enhancement)
I wear $9.88 reading glasses from Safeway aisle 6 (next to the Always pads and blood pressure cuffs).
I’ve worn them since 2011.
I clean them with the inside of my Safeway polo.
I have never ONCE considered letting a "jet black man" aim a laser at my eyeball because I "didn’t feel hot" in photos.
This guy was a cop. A police officer. I thought "The Law Is Sacred?"
And he still said yes to elective eye melting because he didn't want to "deal with contact lenses anymore."
Have we lost the plot?
How dare he. How dare this "Society."
And my obese, single, 40 something Black "boss," Tabitha, once accused me of being “passive-aggressive” because I didn't compliment her new tinted glasses.
Now I’m expected to tiptoe around emotionally unstable post-LASIK boomers because they can't cry anymore due to "evaporative tear syndrome"?
I put eye drops in at 11:45 PM every shift. They burn. That’s life.
You $ee through pain. You blink through suffering.
You do not opt-in to become a burnt-eye Reddit martyr because you read one Atlantic article called "Vision, Enhanced."
I tried to make a joke in the break room: “Maybe he couldn’t $ee the Mahchine™ coming.” Kalisha laughed. Then called HR.
I’m fine. I’m blinking.
Are you blinking, Friend? |