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Safeway intercepts Evan39 saying his nuke program was obliterated

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flushed embarrassed to the bone gas station
  06/29/25
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nudist rigpig
  06/29/25
INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive
Ruddy beady-eyed pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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bronze alcoholic ratface den
  06/30/25
This was supposed to be "cuke program"
flushed embarrassed to the bone gas station
  06/30/25


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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: flushed embarrassed to the bone gas station



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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: nudist rigpig



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Ruddy beady-eyed pisswyrm
Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive

Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE

Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.”

Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic)

Surveillance Notes:

Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.

Whispered while holding expired hummus container.

HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.

Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.

Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.

Next Steps:

Weekly audit of deli mutterings

Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”

📎 Logged.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: bronze alcoholic ratface den



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: flushed embarrassed to the bone gas station

This was supposed to be "cuke program"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060326)