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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
contagious disgusting quadroon
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/26/25
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mahogany fantasy-prone stage
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exciting persian
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Salmon Gas Station
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/26/25
At a bar
turquoise razzle-dazzle boltzmann yarmulke
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mahogany fantasy-prone stage
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mint cheese-eating indian lodge potus
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Coral Concupiscible National Death Wish
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sable passionate therapy stage
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marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
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Clear vivacious coffee pot
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lavender dashing prole
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Balding cerebral friendly grandma
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fragrant flirting corn cake address
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Slate deep generalized bond love of her life
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Opaque chapel elastic band
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out-of-control theater stage kitty cat
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Not hygienic
180 boiling water native
  07/26/25
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contagious disgusting quadroon
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Emerald multi-colored library national security agency
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/26/25
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contagious disgusting quadroon
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Emerald multi-colored library national security agency
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
mahogany fantasy-prone stage
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Provocative avocado background story
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/27/25
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Spectacular pit macaca
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
stubborn buff whorehouse
  07/26/25
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mahogany fantasy-prone stage
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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lavender dashing prole
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confused dull temple laser beams
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Clear vivacious coffee pot
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Gay space gunner
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
lavender dashing prole
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman
  07/26/25
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contagious disgusting quadroon
  07/26/25
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Chrome gaping
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
contagious disgusting quadroon
  07/26/25
(who did it)
rebellious motley striped hyena fanboi
  07/26/25
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mahogany fantasy-prone stage
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
primrose thriller athletic conference
  07/26/25
which dad tp
mildly autistic range
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Obsidian House Hominid
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: contagious disgusting quadroon

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mahogany fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: exciting persian



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Salmon Gas Station

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: turquoise razzle-dazzle boltzmann yarmulke

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: mahogany fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: mint cheese-eating indian lodge potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Coral Concupiscible National Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Peach floppy sneaky criminal



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: curious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: onyx awkward fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: sable passionate therapy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Clear vivacious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: lavender dashing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Balding cerebral friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Pearly rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: fragrant flirting corn cake address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Slate deep generalized bond love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Opaque chapel elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: out-of-control theater stage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: 180 boiling water native

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: contagious disgusting quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Emerald multi-colored library national security agency

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: contagious disgusting quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Emerald multi-colored library national security agency

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: mahogany fantasy-prone stage

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Provocative avocado background story

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Spectacular pit macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: stubborn buff whorehouse

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: mahogany fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Lascivious place of business voyeur

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: lavender dashing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: confused dull temple laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Clear vivacious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Gay space gunner

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lavender dashing prole

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating principal's office patrolman

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: contagious disgusting quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Chrome gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: contagious disgusting quadroon

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: rebellious motley striped hyena fanboi

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mahogany fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: primrose thriller athletic conference

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic range

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Obsidian House Hominid

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134975)