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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: citrine plaza background story



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: ocher public bath

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Arousing massive property



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Smoky Coldplay Fan

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Exciting church

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: big-titted macaca gunner

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: drunken home kitty



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Arousing massive property



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: citrine plaza background story



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant geriatric stage



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Big main people



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Low-t locus

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: big-titted macaca gunner



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Big main people

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Floppy bright cuck

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: drunken home kitty



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: flesh vengeful boiling water messiness



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Arousing massive property



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Mustard scourge upon the earth clown



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: useless station



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant geriatric stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Low-t locus



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Low-t locus



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Bateful khaki depressive

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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Low-t locus



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Low-t locus



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: lavender masturbator

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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: greedy bull headed house pistol



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Low-t locus



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: flesh vengeful boiling water messiness

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: citrine plaza background story

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: startled hell rigpig



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Topaz degenerate



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Puce address really tough guy

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Hairless Box Office Alpha



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
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