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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
well-lubricated jet fortuitous meteor
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
balding vibrant yarmulke
  07/09/12
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Exhilarant beta nursing home
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Lilac Rehab
  07/09/12
Are you male?
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Lilac Rehab
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Lilac Rehab
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Bonkers 180 pisswyrm degenerate
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Bonkers 180 pisswyrm degenerate
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
bespoke slippery national
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
bespoke slippery national
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
bespoke slippery national
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
rebellious fishy gaming laptop
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
dead business firm
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
up-to-no-good spruce space dysfunction
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Smoky aggressive famous landscape painting base
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
yellow magical legal warrant
  07/09/12
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Exhilarant beta nursing home
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Lilac Rehab
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
stfu
yellow magical legal warrant
  07/09/12
180
crimson electric knife stead
  07/09/12
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excitant center roast beef
  07/13/12
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frum razzmatazz mood foreskin
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Sinister deranged candlestick maker
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
histrionic glassy university
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Sinister deranged candlestick maker
  07/09/12
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Hyperactive spot macaca
  07/04/19
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Exhilarant beta nursing home
  07/13/12
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Hyperactive spot macaca
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
curious pit antidepressant drug
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Adulterous Painfully Honest Filthpig Factory Reset Button
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
autistic background story prole
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Adulterous Painfully Honest Filthpig Factory Reset Button
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
naked big messiness
  03/04/25
lol kike
frum razzmatazz mood foreskin
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
razzle zombie-like lodge mother
  07/04/19
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Comical doctorate
  08/10/22
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Bat-shit-crazy Sneaky Criminal Mental Disorder
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Peach Shrine
  07/24/24
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Ocher theatre
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
appetizing plaza
  09/22/24
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naked big messiness
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Fragrant sickened market milk
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated jet fortuitous meteor

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: balding vibrant yarmulke

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Lilac Rehab

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Lilac Rehab

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Lilac Rehab

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 pisswyrm degenerate

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Bonkers 180 pisswyrm degenerate

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: bespoke slippery national

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: bespoke slippery national

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: bespoke slippery national

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: rebellious fishy gaming laptop

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: dead business firm

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spruce space dysfunction

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Smoky aggressive famous landscape painting base

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: yellow magical legal warrant

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Lilac Rehab

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: yellow magical legal warrant

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: crimson electric knife stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: excitant center roast beef



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz mood foreskin



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Sinister deranged candlestick maker

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: histrionic glassy university

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Sinister deranged candlestick maker

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive spot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant beta nursing home



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive spot macaca



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: curious pit antidepressant drug

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Adulterous Painfully Honest Filthpig Factory Reset Button

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: autistic background story prole

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Painfully Honest Filthpig Factory Reset Button

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: naked big messiness

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz mood foreskin

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: razzle zombie-like lodge mother

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Comical doctorate



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Sneaky Criminal Mental Disorder



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Peach Shrine

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Ocher theatre



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: appetizing plaza

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: naked big messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Fragrant sickened market milk

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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