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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
swashbuckling high-end goyim
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
supple idiot stead
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
vivacious partner
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Vengeful degenerate
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
hideous carmine scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
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swashbuckling high-end goyim
  03/26/19
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Citrine Kitchen
  03/26/19
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vivacious partner
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
chrome offensive toaster
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
vivacious partner
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
supple idiot stead
  03/26/19
O F S F S
hideous carmine scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
vivacious partner
  03/26/19
180
Khaki demanding parlour
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
vivacious partner
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Vibrant stage
  08/06/19
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Vengeful degenerate
  03/26/19
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flatulent associate dilemma
  03/26/19
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Ruddy cuckoldry fat ankles
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
gay ungodly plaza
  03/26/19
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hideous carmine scourge upon the earth
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
vivacious partner
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
big-titted abode
  03/26/19
...
gay ungodly plaza
  03/26/19
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orchid balding menage ratface
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
frozen cruise ship coffee pot
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
sepia dead hell bbw
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
big-titted abode
  03/26/19
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sepia dead hell bbw
  03/26/19
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big-titted abode
  06/18/19
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big-titted abode
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel
  03/26/19
cr
sepia dead hell bbw
  03/26/19
Zoho
metal pale gunner station
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Maroon aromatic institution
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Naked Digit Ratio Corner
  03/26/19
...
Sable Jew
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
orchid balding menage ratface
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Aphrodisiac walnut place of business
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Bistre wonderful step-uncle's house national security agency
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
violet cruel-hearted tattoo church
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Aphrodisiac walnut place of business
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
gay ungodly plaza
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Vibrant stage
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
boyish judgmental state
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Cerise senate
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
outnumbered filthpig
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Passionate flesh halford pervert
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
boyish judgmental state
  08/07/19
...
Cerise senate
  11/09/19
...
swashbuckling high-end goyim
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Thriller windowlicker
  06/26/25
forces sales
razzmatazz shitlib property
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end goyim

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: supple idiot stead

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious partner

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Vengeful degenerate

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: hideous carmine scourge upon the earth

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling high-end goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Citrine Kitchen



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: chrome offensive toaster

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: vivacious partner

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: supple idiot stead

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: hideous carmine scourge upon the earth

O F S

F

S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: vivacious partner

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Khaki demanding parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: vivacious partner

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Vibrant stage

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Vengeful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: flatulent associate dilemma



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Ruddy cuckoldry fat ankles



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: gay ungodly plaza

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: hideous carmine scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: vivacious partner

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: big-titted abode

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: gay ungodly plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: orchid balding menage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: frozen cruise ship coffee pot

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: sepia dead hell bbw

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: big-titted abode

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: sepia dead hell bbw



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: big-titted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: big-titted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: adulterous autistic preventive strike chapel

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: sepia dead hell bbw

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: metal pale gunner station

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Maroon aromatic institution

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Naked Digit Ratio Corner

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Sable Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: orchid balding menage ratface

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac walnut place of business

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Bistre wonderful step-uncle's house national security agency

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: violet cruel-hearted tattoo church

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac walnut place of business

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: gay ungodly plaza

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Vibrant stage

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: boyish judgmental state

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Cerise senate

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: outnumbered filthpig

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Passionate flesh halford pervert

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: boyish judgmental state

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Cerise senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Thriller windowlicker

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz shitlib property

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051946)