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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Turquoise disrespectful turdskin stage
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contagious gay forum gaming laptop
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second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
beta greedy national security agency
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
beta greedy national security agency
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Deranged stain
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milky site dysfunction
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Gold Senate Jew
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self-absorbed bateful mediation
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self-absorbed bateful mediation
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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Know-it-all drab bawdyhouse
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
milky site dysfunction
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
bonkers skinny woman
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
milky site dysfunction
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
beta greedy national security agency
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
milky site dysfunction
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Excitant Saffron Macaca
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It's both
racy messiness
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Gold Senate Jew
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
rebellious thriller school cafeteria voyeur
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Nubile Swashbuckling Dilemma Shitlib
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Turquoise disrespectful turdskin stage
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Comical bat shit crazy boltzmann
  06/27/25
lmfao
bonkers skinny woman
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Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
cordovan psychic
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i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Gold Senate Jew
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
cordovan psychic
  06/27/25
lmao
self-absorbed bateful mediation
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
beta greedy national security agency
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Lilac Lay
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
self-absorbed bateful mediation
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Provocative Hall Brethren
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
self-absorbed bateful mediation
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
milky site dysfunction
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Provocative Hall Brethren
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
milky site dysfunction
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Gold Senate Jew
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
cordovan psychic
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
self-absorbed bateful mediation
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Gold Senate Jew
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
pearly tank
  06/27/25
TiTscR
pale fortuitous meteor useless brakes
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Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference
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razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference
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And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
rebellious thriller school cafeteria voyeur
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
startling resort
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
white mind-boggling orchestra pit
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she literally looks like a blow-up doll
odious well-lubricated crackhouse famous landscape painting
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I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
ocher twisted preventive strike fat ankles
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These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
startling resort
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Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
sadistic glassy striped hyena
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Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Nubile Swashbuckling Dilemma Shitlib
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
self-absorbed bateful mediation
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
ocher twisted preventive strike fat ankles
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
startling resort
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Turquoise disrespectful turdskin stage

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: contagious gay forum gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: beta greedy national security agency

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: beta greedy national security agency

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Deranged stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Gold Senate Jew



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: talking slate masturbator son of senegal

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all drab bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: bonkers skinny woman

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: beta greedy national security agency

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Excitant Saffron Macaca



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: racy messiness

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Gold Senate Jew



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: rebellious thriller school cafeteria voyeur

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Nubile Swashbuckling Dilemma Shitlib

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Turquoise disrespectful turdskin stage

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Comical bat shit crazy boltzmann

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: bonkers skinny woman

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: cordovan psychic

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Gold Senate Jew

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: cordovan psychic

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: beta greedy national security agency

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Lilac Lay



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Provocative Hall Brethren

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Provocative Hall Brethren

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: milky site dysfunction

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Gold Senate Jew

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: cordovan psychic

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Gold Senate Jew

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: pearly tank

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: pale fortuitous meteor useless brakes

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ticket booth athletic conference



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: rebellious thriller school cafeteria voyeur

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: startling resort

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: white mind-boggling orchestra pit

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: odious well-lubricated crackhouse famous landscape painting

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: ocher twisted preventive strike fat ankles

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: startling resort

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: sadistic glassy striped hyena

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Nubile Swashbuckling Dilemma Shitlib

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful mediation

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: ocher twisted preventive strike fat ankles

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: startling resort

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49055482)