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Why wasn't Moby more alpha?

It's these questions that keep me up at night
Edmonton Oilers
  02/24/26
He was bald. Honor him.
frutiger aero
  02/24/26
you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  02/24/26
He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and li...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/24/26
imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not...
peeface
  02/24/26
I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked ...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/24/26
He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then sh...
obnoxious freak
  02/25/26
circleheads fucked 4 lyfe
FUCK LIBS
  02/25/26
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peeface
  02/25/26
lol that is not a denial. that is a classic case of a re...
fulano
  02/25/26
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'"''"'''"
  02/25/26
one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns...
peeface
  02/25/26
eminem ended his entire career
Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds
  02/25/26
you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me
Royce da 5'9
  02/25/26
If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck l...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/25/26
i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying po...
Royce da 5'9
  02/25/26
he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight...
Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds
  02/25/26
yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon fo...
Royce da 5'9
  02/25/26
do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or...
Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds
  02/25/26
I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorabl...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/25/26
isnt he 5'5?
tancredi marchiolo
  02/25/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

It's these questions that keep me up at night

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: frutiger aero

He was bald. Honor him.

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


you're wondering why an anorexic vegan seemed weak?

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

He was rich and famous. He could have just eaten meat and lifted. It's like he wanted to be a turbocuck or something.

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: peeface

imagine being the top DJ in the world and still probably not getting laid



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

I always thought it would be the perfect stunt if he walked into an Arby's or something and was just like I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. VEGANISM IS FLAME. He probably could have gone viral just making a fake vid where he eats meat in front of customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693539)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:29 AM
Author: obnoxious freak

He claimed he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18. Then she clarified they never dated.

"As for Natalie, after Moby included the mention of her in his memoir, the now 44-year-old didn't hold back in sharing how she felt about their differing understandings of their encounter. “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating,” she told Harper's Bazaar UK in 2019, “because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me."

https://www.eonline.com/news/1428873/moby-on-natalie-portman-dating-controversy-new-perspective

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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

circleheads fucked 4 lyfe

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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: peeface



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: fulano

lol that is not a denial.

that is a classic case of a retrorape where they guy ended up not being as cool as his potential = rape

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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: '"''"'''"



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: peeface

one job i had the dorky awkward guy in charge of the interns was famous for stealth dating the girls. this was long before #metoo, so everyone thought it was hilarious and just let it happen.

he'd tell some univ age new girl to meet him on the lawn of some local landmark. she'd think it was some forced group event. show up. and it would be a picnic. and she'd eventually realize she was the only one invited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693970)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt)

eminem ended his entire career

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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))

you 36 year old bald headed fag, blow me

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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

If anyone ended Moby's career, it was Moby. His songs suck lol. No clue how he got famous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693922)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))

i think that was really it. his music didn't have staying power.

funny trivia about him: he tried out for agnostic front in the early 80s. i think he was in some other hardcore band(s) then too.

i like how he called eminem out for being misogynistic and homophobic or whatever and it turns out this dork was creeping on 16 year old natalie portman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693931)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt)

he claims to be disappointed to he heterosexual and straight

these MALE FEMINIST ally types tend to be huge creeps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693943)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))

yea almost always. thurston moore from SY left kim gordon for some young bitch after having an affair with her. (kim, while she's old af, is still smoking hot. but probably annoying. but i bet his new girl is too)

ian svenonius of nation of ulysses/the make up is one of these absolute fag ally doods, and he got canceled as well for basically date raping a bunch of girls back in the day. i used to work as a copy editor at the american geophysical union in dupont from 02-04, a job so bad it drove me to law school. anyway, i was at work outside smoking one day and i saw svenonius race by on a 70s style girl bicycle with streamers on the handlebars and shit. total fag.

their office was next to the hotel where reagan got shot. i later fucked xo kendall there. tried to put it in her ass but she yelped and i had to stop.

also i had a thing with this newly married editor chick when i worked at AGU. i dumped her and she took a bottle of pills in the office and got carted off to the nut house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693961)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt)

do you like electronica? jw if you hate moby specifically or if you just hate the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693937)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

I think he had a couple of good songs. Porcelain is memorable, We Are All Made of Stars is alright. Probably his best song is South Side but for some reason they didn't include the Gwen Stefani version on the album. It's kinda hard to find but it's 10x better than the one where he's just singing by himself. I wouldn't say he was a talentless hack but he put out a lot of material that's just not listenable. His average song is a really mundane breakbeat with some sampling. If not for a few big singles no one would remember his discography. The bulk of it is elevator music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49693949)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

isnt he 5'5?

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