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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Out-of-control Forum
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
appetizing fanboi
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Titillating Parlour
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Mischievous new version principal's office
  08/30/25
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lascivious chocolate partner cruise ship
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Disturbing Volcanic Crater Tank
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Vigorous stead
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Vigorous stead
  08/31/25
...
Angry zippy temple
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
appetizing fanboi
  08/31/25
delusional take
Angry zippy temple
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
appetizing fanboi
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Primrose step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
appetizing fanboi
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
lilac filthy indian lodge
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
appetizing fanboi
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
appetizing fanboi
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
lilac filthy indian lodge
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
appetizing fanboi
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
appetizing fanboi
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
appetizing fanboi
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
lilac filthy indian lodge
  09/05/25
...
appetizing fanboi
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
hairraiser den
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
lilac filthy indian lodge
  09/05/25
...
appetizing fanboi
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
appetizing fanboi
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
lilac filthy indian lodge
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
black vibrant office
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
appetizing fanboi
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
black vibrant office
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
appetizing fanboi
  09/05/25
Kenny
lilac filthy indian lodge
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/06/25
...
Motley Cerise Space
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
appetizing fanboi
  09/06/25
...
Motley Cerise Space
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
appetizing fanboi
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Aphrodisiac Milky Station
  09/07/25
Explain
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Wild trip home liquid oxygen
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
appetizing fanboi
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button
  09/07/25
...
Primrose step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
appetizing fanboi
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
appetizing fanboi
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
appetizing fanboi
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
appetizing fanboi
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
appetizing fanboi
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
appetizing fanboi
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Out-of-control Forum

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Titillating Parlour

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Mischievous new version principal's office

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious chocolate partner cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Disturbing Volcanic Crater Tank

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Vigorous stead

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Vigorous stead

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Angry zippy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Angry zippy temple

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Primrose step-uncle's house

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: hairraiser den

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: black vibrant office

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: black vibrant office

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: lilac filthy indian lodge

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Motley Cerise Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Motley Cerise Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Milky Station

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Wild trip home liquid oxygen

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: appetizing fanboi

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground factory reset button

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Primrose step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: appetizing fanboi

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49599047)