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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Red Marvelous Institution Azn
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Shimmering multi-colored juggernaut
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Red Marvelous Institution Azn
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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talking boyish new version filthpig
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Red Marvelous Institution Azn
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol
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this thread just got like 10 times better
heady point deer antler
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
charismatic topaz center useless brakes
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ti, oc, tcr.
Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
disgusting adventurous field multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Red Marvelous Institution Azn

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Shimmering multi-colored juggernaut

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Red Marvelous Institution Azn

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Shimmering multi-colored juggernaut

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: talking boyish new version filthpig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Territorial abusive spot half-breed

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Lascivious pearly sanctuary hissy fit



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Red Marvelous Institution Azn



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: low-t twinkling feces faggotry



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling grizzly voyeur



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: talking boyish new version filthpig



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse jewess

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Red Marvelous Institution Azn

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: comical outnumbered cruise ship candlestick maker

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Red Marvelous Institution Azn

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: laughsome maniacal university

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Ruby Frisky Clown Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: cocky puppy



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: heady point deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Vibrant lemon digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Stimulating preventive strike locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant reading party

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: talking boyish new version filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: deep telephone school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: stirring native

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: arousing genital piercing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus meetinghouse

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: heady point deer antler

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: charismatic topaz center useless brakes

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous field multi-billionaire

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Submissive antidepressant drug

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Ruby Frisky Clown Orchestra Pit

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: harsh karate

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: talking boyish new version filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: gaped cerebral rehab queen of the night



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: heady point deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Obsidian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: disgusting adventurous field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Talented lay goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Thirsty State

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: disgusting adventurous field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Submissive antidepressant drug

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic senate international law enforcement agency

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Frozen carnelian church building

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sooty Messiness Brethren

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Vibrant lemon digit ratio

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Obsidian box office

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ratface

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pit Pistol

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: heady point deer antler



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49683964)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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