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Hypo: $10M if you score 86 or less on 18 holes, 365 days in a row
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles If you complete 18 holes of golf scoring 86 or less 365 days in a row, you will receive $10M tax free.
You must tee off from the men's tees.
You must play at least 20 different courses as part of the challenge during the 365 day period for it to count.
Only courses of average or above quality, length, and difficulty count.
A rules official will follow you to make decisions and assess penalty strokes as appropriate.
You can restart the hypo as many times as you like. The offer is open for life. But, you still need 365 consecutive days.
You can restart each day's round as often as you like.
Are you in? Do you quit work and start golfing full time now? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717588) |
Date: March 5th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717571) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim Can I teleport to the course and have infinite access to tee times? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717593) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717596) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles No. It's up to you to pay for and procure tee times, clubs, etc.
The only things provided to you by the hypo are the rules official and the $10M if you complete the hypo.
Are you in? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717625) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim Probably not now, but if I were 18 I'd take it and have my parents bankroll me in Florida for a few years for a 50-50 split. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717646) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles Why not go for it now? Or in a few years, when you're closer to retirement age and NW? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717654) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan Weather really is the biggest constraint. Arizona is better for the hypo in this case. Florida would have washout days where you'd have to quickly fly somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim oh yeah, cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717709) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717767) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan also the "rules official" finding some bullshit reason to DQ your round could mess things up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717941) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan sign me up. particularly easy given you can play more than 1 round per day and/or start over if you shit the bed on the front nine.
what's the minimum slope/rating/yardage that would pass? either way, find the shittiest par 70 dogtrack out there and go to town on it and mix in other easy shithole courses. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717617) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles 180
Are you quitting your job today? How long until you get that $10M? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717628) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan I would probably just stop doing work until they fired me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717650) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles If you could get early morning or late afternoon tee times and could consistently shoot 86 or better in your first round, you could keep your job for quite a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717665) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717766) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Carnelian adventurous theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717782) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717839) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Laughsome burgundy parlor queen of the night Easy yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717619) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717621) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles How long will it take you to get 365 days in a row of 86 or better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717632) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717641) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: pungent persian Yes. Not a golfer but I'd quit my job and do it. The Dan Plan guy got to like single digit handicap iirc after basically a year of training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717644) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles Who is that? Do you think you could get to a single digit handicap that quick? A lot of guys with a 9 handicap or whatever mean a 9 handicap with a loose interpretation of the rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717672) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: pungent persian Some queer who was testing that 10,000 hours theory of proficiency or whatever. Idk but point remains that as an xo poa and therefore naturally inclined to athletic prowess and chadly feats, I'd be in a good position to accomplish this with a year or two of dedicated effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717696) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim You would have to be a ~scratch golfer to card 365 straight rounds at 86 or better, even playing the whites at an average 68-69 course rating / 125 slope rating sort of course. The ability to end and re-start rounds is good in theory, but is subject to tee time availability. Even if we assume you have 2 rounds booked every day, probably need to be 3ish handicap to have a shot at 365 straight days of 1 round of 86 or better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717704) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: pungent persian Dang. Let's assume you can grease the wheels and asses of the course people to let you restart without worrying about tee times. If it was ur full time job, and you have a "home course" that you'll play on 345 of the days, you don't think you could do that with just being good, not great? Is golf so faggot that a, say, 7 handicap couldn't get a round a day under 86 on a course you play constantly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717755) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles You'd want to find a home course that's not crowded. It's probably nbd to restart several times at an out of the way country club with limited members. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717783) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan few areas are so busy that you can't find a tee time somewhere sometime in short notice. the shorter and shittier the course the better provided it meets or exceeds min requirements for the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717847) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Titillating fanboi den Actual golfer here. This is pretty much impossible for anyone here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717777) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles Many of us played a little ball in college. And it's not 365 straight rounds starting today, which would be tough (but not impossible for me, btw). You can play as many rounds each day as you like, and you can start and restart the 365 day period as often as you like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717795) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Pontificating shrine Many of us played a little ball in college tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717864) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan if you could play 5800 yard shitholes multiple times per day then it's completely doable for a single digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717899) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Titillating fanboi den you'd have to be a ~3 hdcp or lower to have a chance. at that level you're scoring 86 or less in 90-95% of your rounds. and even then you'd have to do it on 365 consecutive days, which means one unexpected bad weather day or windy day and you're in trouble. even in california or arizona.
and golf as you know is a mental game, you could have a shitty fever or you got in a blowup fight with your wife the day before and you're in danger.
again--no one here can do this. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan I'm a 6 and I think I could. for weather you'd need to plan ahead, have $ available to blow through, and be super risk averse. you would center your entire approach to not fucking up the round vs. trying to shoot as low as possible and you'd play the easiest shithole courses possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718070) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles cr. You can play way different and more conservatively if your goal is "average about +1 per hole" rather than "play my best" or "get the lowest score possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718107) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles No 5800 courses. See op. Only courses of average or above quality, length, and difficulty count. Average course length is about 6500 yards: https://www.usga.org/content/dam/usga/pdf/CourseCare/Score-Posting-Population-Data-Analysis.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718112) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim thats Average total length from the back tees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718159) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan 6500 makes it logistically difficult because many courses aren't that long even from the back tees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718307) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Laughsome burgundy parlor queen of the night you're the fucking fag who hits a 7 iron 150 yards, right? stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718219) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Lemon range double fault there appears to be no downside to accepting the offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717802) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Carnelian adventurous theatre you probably need to give up your current job which someone like me who has been doing buy side is never going to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717812) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles There is no downside in the same way that there is no downside to finding a map to Blackbeard's treasure. You don't have to go looking for it. But it might consume you if you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717813) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Pontificating shrine tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718018) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles Side question for golf mfes itt: If every 2026 PGA tour card holder started this hypo today, how many could successfully complete it 365 days from now? Assume they're all trying their best to complete the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717885) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan 100% of them. or maybe like 99% since probably someone would get injured or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49717902) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718014) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718050) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles Injuries, rain, two bad rounds in a row...
Even if they shoot under 87 from the regular men's tees 99.9% of the time--and 99.99% of days when given multiple bites at the apple--the odds of something with 99.99% probability happening 365 times in a row are "only" 96.4%. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan PGA tour players literally never shoot 87. a bad round for them is like 75 on tour level course setups. they would have to be in a coma or something to not get this done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718256) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Sable arousing goyim You could make it 76 and they’d still get it done at an average course from the whites or blues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718265) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:23 PM Author: Deep really tough guy I don't think you understand how easy a regular course would be for a tour pro
If a scratch player gets par over his best 8 rounds out of 48 on his local course, Scheffler or Mclrory would beat them by over 10 strokes from the same 8 / 48 |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 8:21 AM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan their biggest risk would be getting stuck somewhere because of weather and every course being closed. That or some life threatening injury. Broken arm or torn acl those guys could still shoot 80s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720350) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: Deep really tough guy I used to think pro golfers were just really good, then I see videos like this and realize I can't even wrap my head around the difference. They're playing a whole different game than us
https://youtu.be/05CD1UPpmjs |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Titillating fanboi den 100%, those guys are operating at a completely different level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718052) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718059) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: umber infuriating box office I can't, my back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718327) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: kink-friendly locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718968) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Hairless lascivious codepig Lol at paramo running around this thread with a hard on at the idea of playing his preferred "goat track" every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718362) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: jet-lagged sweet tailpipe I would start playing 18 hole executive courses. Par 71. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718604) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Startling Theater Cuckold I would maybe take this hypo if it was giving me 365 days to break 86 once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718966) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: kink-friendly locale every hole a goal tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718970) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719398) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: vivacious pearl half-breed Does mini golf count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719472) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Pontificating shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719479) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: histrionic hateful genital piercing would definitely do this
86 is high enough its easy if thats the goal and youre not playing an extremely difficult course. otoh if it was 82 or so a really windy day might fuck you |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Stirring Cruise Ship Fat Ankles How many days until you got to 10 days in a row with an 86 or below? How many days until you got 100 in a row? All 365? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719641) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: histrionic hateful genital piercing 365/365 barring an injury or something. cant remember the last time i had a scorecard above 80 on an average difficulty course.
had times i would have been 10+ over if i was holing everything out but those were match play on windy as hell links courses where i lost balls in gorse etc. definitely not the type of place id tee it up for this hypo and totally different strategy |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719743) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Deep really tough guy The 20 different courses part makes it interesting
If you're in winter and want to have more than 1 round / day booked to be safe, you might end up outside your comfort zone |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Pontificating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720614) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Gaping No. Even a 5 handicap is going to shoot 90 occasionally. If you made it 360/365 it’d be hard but doable. But 365 days without a meltdown is really tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49719822) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 8:22 AM Author: swollen piazza coldplay fan you can play more than one round a day and also start over if you shoot like 48 in the front. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720353) |