Date: June 11th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
You joke… but Boom maed it to My Cabin™... voluntarily.
He brought two backpacks, a foam neck pillow, and five notebooks—creased, weathered, and full of lists no one ever asked for.
One had a sticky note labeled “Uncashed Checks.” Another just said “5 Vehicles.” Another referenced SeTTTle storage lockers.
Diapered, wheelchair bound, yet carrying his baseball bat as if he was Robert baratheon at the Battle of the Trident.
Said it felt good to "finally leave the 'grind.'"
(This despite being on SSDI since 2013 and “CEO Emeritus” of Boom Car Wash LLC, which grossed $11,400 in Q4 before being seized by municipal lien.)
We grilled one (1) hot dog.
Watched The Insider on a portable DVD player.
He muttered: “That’s what they took from u$.”
At 2:11 AM, he wheeled outside to “feel the horizon.”
He hasn’t come back :(.
But I have left the porch light on.
Evan39. GunneraTTTT.
You’re not trapped, friends.
You’re invited.
Wyoming. My cabin, my treat. Cum.
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