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Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
what's black and white and read all over
costumed harsh church building pervert
  09/23/14
newspaper?
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Yes. That one's like 100 years old
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
im not that up to date on riddles bro
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard ...
infuriating odious patrolman
  09/23/14
Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. ...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
you maybe be schizophrenic
Orange pit personal credit line
  09/23/14
...
lfo
  12/29/25
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
im stumped
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Give up?
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
i give up
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Corn!
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
daaaaamn thats a good one
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works fo...
heady domesticated forum selfie
  09/23/14
Yes
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
**snapps** all round
charismatic turquoise stage windowlicker
  09/23/14
Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 diffe...
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
give me time for this one
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
i dont get this. I GIVE UP
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Think
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind tha...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
Five completely different words, letters rearranged.
beta state
  09/23/14
Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? Th...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One pr...
beta state
  09/23/14
Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
I looked it up. A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT??????? and LEVI is definitely...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
Cmon you've heard evil-bent before
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
i will give you that BARELY. but LEVI is bullshit. thats ...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.
beta state
  09/23/14
It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.
beta state
  09/23/14
This one is driving me nuts.
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?
provocative henna gunner
  09/23/14
is this even a riddle
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Depends.
provocative henna gunner
  09/23/14
Titcr
Stubborn Mood Famous Landscape Painting
  09/23/14
I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS
rebellious coiffed factory reset button
  09/23/14
...
White den trust fund
  09/23/14
lol wtf
provocative henna gunner
  09/23/14
A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a tr...
rebellious coiffed factory reset button
  09/24/14
When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twe...
beta state
  09/23/14
Gloves on/off?
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Romney is it??
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
DING DING DING
beta state
  09/23/14
180 suck it libs u fuckin twats
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
Correct
beta state
  09/23/14
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathemat...
beta state
  09/23/14
hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it hav...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
I don't think so....
beta state
  09/23/14
im stumped man give me a hint
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathemat...
beta state
  09/23/14
Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the w...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
What is the longest monosyllabic word?
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
5 letters? Really?
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
this isnt a riddle tho
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
How is it any different from the one above w the four letter...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow....
rose old irish cottage
  09/23/14
It never stops?
beta state
  09/23/14
RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want...
rose old irish cottage
  09/23/14
What is long black and smelly?
charismatic turquoise stage windowlicker
  09/23/14
poop
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Line outside the welfare office
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
im offended man.
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
That is the answer tho
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14
...
beta state
  09/23/14
RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward o...
rose old irish cottage
  09/23/14
Fuck. My. Ass.
beta state
  09/23/14
RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little p...
rose old irish cottage
  09/23/14
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a ...
beta state
  09/23/14
He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
....not sure if you are right, but the answer is: "H...
beta state
  09/23/14
Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster o...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
Why don't you look it up?
beta state
  09/23/14
You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to he...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the...
Buff Floppy Location
  09/23/14
This? You are standing in front of two gates (a left one ...
beta state
  09/23/14
...
Poppy razzle ape
  09/23/14
I know this one
Dead mad cow disease
  09/23/14


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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384664)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: costumed harsh church building pervert

what's black and white and read all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384669)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

newspaper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384677)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Yes. That one's like 100 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384687)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

im not that up to date on riddles bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384716)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: infuriating odious patrolman

holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard it all my life

it's "read", not "red"

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384759)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. Plus they had those other ones where it's like what's black and white and red all over. A skunk with diaper rash or some stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384812)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Orange pit personal credit line

you maybe be schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384818)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49548255)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384673)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

im stumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384682)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Give up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384684)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

i give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384688)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Corn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384697)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

daaaaamn thats a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384713)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: heady domesticated forum selfie

basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works for this too; e.g. chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384910)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384998)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: charismatic turquoise stage windowlicker

**snapps** all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385152)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 different words.

A ___ old woman on ____ bent, picked up her ____ and away she went. “____ my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to ____ today?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384751)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

give me time for this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

i dont get this. I GIVE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384894)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384994)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind that blows or winding a clock? Or is it 5 completely different words and the letters rearranged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385009)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: beta state

Five completely different words, letters rearranged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385024)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? The syntax seems odd, like with bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385038)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: beta state

It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One proper noun. It is not quite a sentence you would hear anyone ever say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385050)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop post pots tops spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is fucking me. is it a common syntax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385095)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

I looked it up.

A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up her veil and away she went. “Levi my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to live today?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385114)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT???????

and LEVI is definitely not a word...... bad riddle IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385129)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385136)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Cmon you've heard evil-bent before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385146)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

i will give you that BARELY.

but LEVI is bullshit. thats not a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385156)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385176)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: beta state

Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385022)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385048)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: beta state

Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385055)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

This one is driving me nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384891)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: provocative henna gunner

What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384674)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

is this even a riddle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384686)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: provocative henna gunner

Depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385373)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Stubborn Mood Famous Landscape Painting

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385109)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: rebellious coiffed factory reset button

I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26384762)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: White den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385399)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: provocative henna gunner

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385404)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: rebellious coiffed factory reset button

A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a truck advertising Big Rod's swerved in front of them and they get in a horrible crash. The father dies instantly but the son, a mere training twink, suffers horrible anal injuries. He is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon cums into the room, looks at the boy and says: “I cannot operate on this child's anus, this is my son.”

HOW



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385637)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: beta state

When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twenty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385032)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Gloves on/off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385075)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385102)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Romney is it??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385110)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: beta state

DING DING DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385169)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

180 suck it libs u fuckin twats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385180)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: beta state

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385174)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: beta state

A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385039)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it have something to do with that even the smallest number can be divided infinitely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385121)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: beta state

I don't think so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385175)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

im stumped man give me a hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385186)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: beta state

It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathematician. It's a joke about perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385214)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385233)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385239)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

What is the longest monosyllabic word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385141)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385151)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385164)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

5 letters? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385208)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

this isnt a riddle tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385245)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

How is it any different from the one above w the four letters? It's a word riddle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385266)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. (Hey, I just described my brother!) And in Our Fair City, they don't even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers -- they stop in the middle of the street.

But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the morning, I don't mind following the city bus. In fact, I look forward to it. The question is: Why? Here's a hint: If it's snowing, I don't want to follow the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385168)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: beta state

It never stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385183)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want to follow the bus. I didn't want to mislead anyone, thinking that the bus would be blazing the trail for me.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: And the reason I don't want to follow the bus is when it's snowing, the sun isn't out. Now, everyone knows that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

TOM: Get out!

RAY: But it doesn't. It only does that a couple of times a year. In the dead of winter it rises the farthest southeast that it ever rises, and it sets the farthest southwest. That is, if you live in the Northern Hemisphere. And when I drive to work, one leg of my long, long journey to work is facing the rising sun. And because I leave so, what? Early in the morning, it's right on the horizon and nothing except a big, fat bus will allow me to see well enough. So, he gets blinded. You let him run the pedestrians over.

TOM: That's good!.

RAY: So, who's our winner?

TOM: Oh! The winner is Barry Fisher and his students at Eisenhower Middle School in Rockford, Illinois. Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385200)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic turquoise stage windowlicker

What is long black and smelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385177)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385246)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

Line outside the welfare office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385249)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape

im offended man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385262)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

That is the answer tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385273)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: beta state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385277)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward one another. The trains are 150 miles apart, on the same track, but going clearly in opposite directions.

TOM: They're always on the same track, aren't they? You'd think they'd know by now not to put two trains going in opposite directions on the same track.

RAY: When they are 150 miles apart, a very fast bee flies from the front bumper of one train to the front bumper of the oncoming train. And, of course, as soon as it gets there, without losing any time, it turns right around and heads back.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: The bee flies at 137 1/2 miles per hour. How far will the bee have traveled before he is squashed like a grape?

TOM: Well, how fast are the trains going?

RAY: I told you, didn't I?

TOM: No.

RAY: Didn't I? I left that out?

TOM: You left that out.

RAY: I'm sorry.

TOM: You moron.

RAY: The trains are traveling at 75 miles an hour. So, the question is: How far does the bee fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385182)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: beta state

Fuck. My. Ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385237)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little picture, and you could say, "Well, let me see. If he's flying at 137.5 miles an hour, and the other train is coming at 75, then that's a combined velocity of 212.5." You can figure out, in fact, how far he travels before he reaches the bumper of the train number two.

TOM: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

RAY: And then you can say, "Well, in that time, train number one has..."

TOM: Train number one has gone, yeah. You could do that.

RAY: You could do that. But, you could also do it the easy way. It isn't the cowboy way, according to our pals Riders in the Sky, but it is the easy way. Now, knowing that the trains are 150 miles apart and traveling at 75 miles an hour, in one hour they will have crashed. So, if the bee is traveling at 137.5 miles an hour, how far will he travel in an hour?

TOM: 137.5 miles.

RAY: And that is the answer.

TOM: And isn't that good? How many eighth-grade kids are going to get that in their little test next week?

RAY: They may. They may. Do we have a winner?

TOM: Yeah, of course, we got a winner. Becky Slager from Raleigh, North Carolina. Congratulations, Becky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385370)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: beta state

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is SLOWER wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.

What did the wise man say to them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385271)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped on his brother's camel?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: beta state

....not sure if you are right, but the answer is:

"He told them to exchange camels"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385296)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster one after talking to the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385306)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: beta state

Why don't you look it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385332)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to hell. There are two angels. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You get one question. What is the question that will get you the door to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385339)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385347)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Location

I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385374)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: beta state

This?

You are standing in front of two gates (a left one and a right one) - one leads to paradise and the other leads to hell. You don’t know which gate leads where. Beside the gates, there are two angels: one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, but you also don’t know which one is which.

You have one question to ask one of the angels, in order to find out which gate you should follow. What would that question be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385343)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Poppy razzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385349)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: Dead mad cow disease

I know this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26385417)