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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life
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thriller jade gas station
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
low-t internet-worthy location
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
medicated bull headed house water buffalo
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
low-t internet-worthy location
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Impertinent digit ratio
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
low-t internet-worthy location
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
aphrodisiac hissy fit
  02/22/12
u jelly
low-t internet-worthy location
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
heady harsh pozpig famous landscape painting
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medicated bull headed house water buffalo
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Galvanic Copper Ratface Stag Film
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medicated bull headed house water buffalo
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Mentally impaired adulterous fanboi
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
charcoal appetizing lay
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
medicated bull headed house water buffalo
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
poppy house-broken plaza turdskin
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
medicated bull headed house water buffalo
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life
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medicated bull headed house water buffalo
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Motley Meetinghouse
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
laughsome red dilemma
  02/25/12
cr
Navy Angry Institution
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
lime karate address
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medicated bull headed house water buffalo
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Multi-colored scarlet crackhouse ceo
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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cerise fragrant black woman sweet tailpipe
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
olive field gay wizard
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violet diverse native scourge upon the earth
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
violet diverse native scourge upon the earth
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
charcoal appetizing lay
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Navy Angry Institution
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
olive field gay wizard
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medicated bull headed house water buffalo
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Contagious Tanning Salon
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Doobsian Heaven
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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olive field gay wizard
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soggy kitchen
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
lime karate address
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
claret narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: thriller jade gas station



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: low-t internet-worthy location

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: low-t internet-worthy location

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Impertinent digit ratio

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hissy fit

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: low-t internet-worthy location

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hissy fit

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: low-t internet-worthy location

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: heady harsh pozpig famous landscape painting

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Galvanic Copper Ratface Stag Film

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Mentally impaired adulterous fanboi

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: charcoal appetizing lay

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: poppy house-broken plaza turdskin

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Motley Meetinghouse



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: laughsome red dilemma

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Navy Angry Institution

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: lime karate address

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored scarlet crackhouse ceo

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: cerise fragrant black woman sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Titillating arrogant boltzmann love of her life

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: olive field gay wizard

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: violet diverse native scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: violet diverse native scourge upon the earth

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: charcoal appetizing lay

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Navy Angry Institution

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: olive field gay wizard

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: medicated bull headed house water buffalo



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Contagious Tanning Salon

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Doobsian Heaven

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Navy Angry Institution

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: olive field gay wizard



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: carmine skinny woman



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: cyan public bath people who are hurt



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: soggy kitchen



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: lime karate address

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: claret narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: soggy kitchen



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Odious puppy



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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