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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Lake indian lodge

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: spectacular sable sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant home



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic locale feces

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic locale feces

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control Partner Den



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Garnet lodge skinny woman

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Garnet lodge skinny woman

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: comical hunting ground



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bronze halford

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control Partner Den



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Crawly Parlor Doctorate

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Vibrant cream quadroon

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Diverse khaki office trust fund

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Lake indian lodge

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant cream quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Chrome water buffalo

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Lake indian lodge

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: lemon resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Unholy business firm

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Silver Effete Spot

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: frozen library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Silver Effete Spot

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: copper sticky hospital

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: insane kitchen persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Garnet lodge skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: amber headpube reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Dark striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory friendly grandma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Vibrant cream quadroon

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: green low-t black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: hateful passionate hominid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: red motley wagecucks masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Jade principal's office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Big Personal Credit Line Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous mentally impaired space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Jade principal's office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: duck-like slate internal respiration

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: frozen library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Citrine rebellious hall kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: copper sticky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic doobsian national genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory friendly grandma

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Garrison Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Fragrant stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Brindle Cruise Ship Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: talented double fault

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: high-end disrespectful famous landscape painting

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: copper sticky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: frisky rose macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Chocolate Pea-brained Bawdyhouse

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: marvelous mischievous karate new version

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Curious University

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: blue boyish roast beef

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: gold angry rehab

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Medicated concupiscible becky

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular sable sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood pink generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Excitant Site Rigpig

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: apoplectic range degenerate

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Glittery Violent Nowag

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Laughsome people who are hurt

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Glittery Violent Nowag

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Excitant Site Rigpig

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Provocative stead cumskin

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Out-of-control Partner Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: arousing pontificating sound barrier

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory friendly grandma

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Mauve shrine

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theater useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: tantric impressive mother house

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Stirring market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Primrose ungodly national security agency coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic locale feces

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Titillating Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Floppy Chartreuse Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Haunting bbw shitlib

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: gold angry rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal public bath

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Yapping salmon dragon faggotry

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Yapping salmon dragon faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Trip Umber Church Building Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: spectacular sable sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: vivacious milky tattoo lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: insane kitchen persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Thriller yellow location place of business

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Histrionic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Brass cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Thriller yellow location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Thriller yellow location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful lettuce piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Histrionic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Tan at-the-ready orchestra pit

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Abusive Mexican Crackhouse

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring pungent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed base

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Henna jet-lagged liquid oxygen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: insane kitchen persian

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: gold angry rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Irate glassy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: carnelian appetizing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Topaz tanning salon elastic band

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Spruce Love Of Her Life Community Account

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: dead racy box office corn cake

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: adventurous chestnut dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: adventurous chestnut dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Flesh Hairraiser Field

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Geriatric Bull Headed Set Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: arrogant mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated peach regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Floppy Chartreuse Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: vivacious milky tattoo lay

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling startling pit

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: adventurous chestnut dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cyan Death Wish Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cyan Death Wish Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: tantric impressive mother house

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Supple Digit Ratio

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Hissy Fit Tank

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Jade principal's office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: ruby azn parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Hissy Fit Tank

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: ruby azn parlour

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Hissy Fit Tank

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Hissy Fit Tank

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Henna jet-lagged liquid oxygen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: hairless casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Thirsty nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Bossy onyx theater stage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Federal State

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Big Personal Credit Line Church

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Fluffy bateful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: carnelian appetizing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic point

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Fighting Plaza

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Histrionic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Coiffed address

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: stimulating insanely creepy center

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant home

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: carnelian appetizing forum

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Mustard Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777531)