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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
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  07/20/17
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  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
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  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
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Yes.
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  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
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  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
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  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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do i also get to live in 1994?
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Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
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No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
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  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
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i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
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  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Bistre range
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Vivacious school
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
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  03/02/18
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id do this for free
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Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
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  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
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Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
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  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
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  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Contagious background story casino

is there any kind of installment plan available?

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed candlestick maker bbw

Waddled here

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Orchid passionate hell



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Abnormal Red People Who Are Hurt

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed candlestick maker bbw

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Irate fuchsia macaca

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed candlestick maker bbw

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy halford pisswyrm

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Filthy Excitant Temple



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: jade lodge



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: maniacal fear-inspiring theatre



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: jade lodge

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: pink arousing theater rigpig

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Bistre range

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Orchid passionate hell

Titcq

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Frum Multi-billionaire Private Investor



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

Yes.

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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: ruby drunken roommate

Id do this for 0$

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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: charismatic greedy base

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Fragrant legend office



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: pink arousing theater rigpig

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Fragrant legend office



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed candlestick maker bbw

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: exciting balding new version university

do i also get to live in 1994?

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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Vivacious school

cq

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: mischievous appetizing address genital piercing



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Dead Space

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Bistre range

kind of a gay clarification

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular gas station

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Bistre range

(guy who didn't read the thread)

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Vivacious school

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Boyish Weed Whacker

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like kink-friendly jew theater stage

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: ruby drunken roommate

id do this for free

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Shivering laser beams



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Brass Racy Stag Film Codepig

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: marvelous domesticated toaster

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: mischievous appetizing address genital piercing

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: sophie cunningham



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Shivering laser beams



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Shivering laser beams



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: sophie cunningham

but where will i get 100MM?

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