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Salesforce is the worst piece of software I have ever seen

how in the actual fk is this the "industry standard&quo...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/17/19
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Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
what does it even do also how the fuck does these softwar...
Flesh Trip Rehab
  06/18/19
It's a CRM - kind of like a digital rolodex that tracks all ...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
yeah ive been applying to jobs and there are so many b2b sof...
Flesh Trip Rehab
  06/18/19
As I said, a CRM is an essential piece of software for a sal...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
yeah i know
Flesh Trip Rehab
  06/18/19
Their gen x sales team writes up a DocuSign proposal without...
High-end regret
  06/18/19
MODS!!!
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
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Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen
  06/18/19
CR, and they also buy some of your shit to make the finance ...
Mind-boggling learning disabled space
  06/18/19
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Violent theater stage
  06/18/19
This is so fucking accurate
sapphire slimy box office
  06/18/19
It's too accurate. He needs to delete this post.
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
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High-end regret
  06/18/19
1800000000000000
High-end regret
  06/26/25
It’s virtual garbage
Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen
  06/18/19
I have a tome of Salesforce hatred poasts here somewhere
High-end regret
  06/18/19
Summon: Thomas Hobbes tp
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
Lemme see if I can find the post I ahd about flying a plane ...
High-end regret
  06/18/19
...
High-end regret
  06/26/25
Just think of the garbage CRM systems it actually replaced
flushed bat-shit-crazy factory reset button double fault
  06/18/19
I used to use Hubspot - it was very cr and much better than ...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
It's good for tracking and marketing teams but gets expensiv...
High-end regret
  06/18/19
DING! Google sheets / Excel works for small business, but an...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
Cr or you could kikehack some shitty mail drip system with z...
High-end regret
  06/18/19
We use Salesforce (hence the thread) Salesforce has a ver...
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
Salesforce is so much more than a CRM. It's a powerful cloud...
irate black milk jewess
  06/18/19
Glad you showed up in this thread brother
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
...
High-end regret
  06/18/19
I meant that unironically by the way. We even use Salesforce...
irate black milk jewess
  06/18/19
Wow very robust!
Nighttime tattoo
  06/18/19
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High-end regret
  06/18/19
the cloud based business solutions version of hacking togeth...
Self-absorbed chocolate hall
  06/18/19
My business needs, you say?
Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen
  06/18/19
<3
Violent theater stage
  06/18/19


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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

how in the actual fk is this the "industry standard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38401084)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Flesh Trip Rehab

what does it even do

also how the fuck does these software companies make money? like who is paying for their retarded shit? is it even useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406946)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:12 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

It's a CRM - kind of like a digital rolodex that tracks all sales and customer-related information.

CRM is essential tool for complex B2B sales orgs, but holy crap SALESFORCE is the worst tool I've come across for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406956)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Flesh Trip Rehab

yeah ive been applying to jobs and there are so many b2b software companies but its all ambiguous retarded bullshit

are people in companies just constantly buying shit they dont need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406963)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

As I said, a CRM is an essential piece of software for a sales organization. It's the backbone. Salesforce is just a pile of dung.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406980)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: Flesh Trip Rehab

yeah i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406982)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: High-end regret

Their gen x sales team writes up a DocuSign proposal without showing any use cases or a functional demos then your boomer gaped clown decision maker signs a 1-3 yr contract plus training module and then you Lego connect the shittiest 1999 software on earth by yourself over the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406958)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

MODS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406961)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled space

CR, and they also buy some of your shit to make the finance and sales guys happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406983)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: Violent theater stage



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: sapphire slimy box office

This is so fucking accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406989)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

It's too accurate. He needs to delete this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406992)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: High-end regret



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: High-end regret

1800000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051924)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen

It’s virtual garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406947)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: High-end regret

I have a tome of Salesforce hatred poasts here somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406953)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

Summon: Thomas Hobbes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406960)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: High-end regret

Lemme see if I can find the post I ahd about flying a plane into The SF building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406964)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: High-end regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49051925)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: flushed bat-shit-crazy factory reset button double fault

Just think of the garbage CRM systems it actually replaced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406959)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

I used to use Hubspot - it was very cr and much better than TTT Salesforce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406975)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: High-end regret

It's good for tracking and marketing teams but gets expensive quickly

The new saas bare bones ones are so much better and make you realize crm is the biggest FLAME in business

85% of what's needed can be tracked in Google sheets still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406984)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

DING! Google sheets / Excel works for small business, but anything over say - 500 prospects or customers requires more sophistication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38406990)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: High-end regret

Cr or you could kikehack some shitty mail drip system with zapier too

What do you guys use past 500



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407000)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

We use Salesforce (hence the thread)

Salesforce has a very robust API, which is a huge selling point and helps position the product as the "spoke" in the technology wheel of an organization. You can connect virtually any other software to Salesforce.

Part of my job includes CRM consulting. FOr anything under 500 records, I just tell clients they can use Excel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407014)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: irate black milk jewess

Salesforce is so much more than a CRM. It's a powerful cloud based platform you can use to build multiple applications to meet your business needs and interface with external parties. I would say that Salesforce at my organization is not just part of our cloud strategy, it is part of our DIGITAL strategy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407007)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

Glad you showed up in this thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407017)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: High-end regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407029)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: irate black milk jewess

I meant that unironically by the way. We even use Salesforce applications for tracking internal business processes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407034)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Nighttime tattoo

Wow very robust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407038)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:29 PM
Author: High-end regret



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chocolate hall

the cloud based business solutions version of hacking together a shitty application in ms access

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407219)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic water buffalo kitchen

My business needs, you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407226)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:07 PM
Author: Violent theater stage

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38407245)