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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| azure degenerate | 08/02/21 |
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| Tantric cowardly parlor | 08/02/21 |
| azure degenerate | 08/03/21 |
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: provocative mewling garrison ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: azure degenerate "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Trip Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: gold odious center roommate My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: azure degenerate LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: seedy misanthropic ceo "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: azure degenerate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Ivory Haunting Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: azure degenerate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: azure degenerate LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: seedy misanthropic ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: azure degenerate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Tantric cowardly parlor I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: azure degenerate This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Tantric cowardly parlor our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: azure degenerate Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: wonderful codepig property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: vermilion soul-stirring space windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: concupiscible church building shitlib aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: azure degenerate Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Multi-colored House Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: azure degenerate 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: olive zombie-like home rigpig Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: azure degenerate ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: lime marvelous nursing home azn Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Multi-colored House Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: cocky sick laser beams It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: azure degenerate This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: azure degenerate As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Trip Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Talented really tough guy den [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: azure degenerate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: cocky sick laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: cocky sick laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: cobalt big mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling newt *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: azure degenerate Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Swashbuckling newt *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: azure degenerate On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Swashbuckling newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: azure degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: azure degenerate I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Swashbuckling newt o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: azure degenerate <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639794) |