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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready bisexual shrine mediation

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Brass Native Incel



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Harsh Cruel-hearted Location



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Greedy pink garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: honey-headed sneaky criminal faggotry



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest faggot firefighter

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: stimulating offensive private investor center



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Iridescent talented trust fund cumskin

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: chartreuse low-t gaping



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Aqua Site Dingle Berry

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Drunken diverse dilemma mood

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Navy Codepig Coffee Pot

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Black histrionic home



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Dashing legal warrant house



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: chartreuse low-t gaping

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Poppy filthpig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: appetizing indigo background story field



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Rose doctorate telephone

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready bisexual shrine mediation

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Harsh Cruel-hearted Location

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: At-the-ready bisexual shrine mediation

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Harsh Cruel-hearted Location

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: chartreuse low-t gaping



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Poppy filthpig



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Navy Codepig Coffee Pot



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking lodge



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Stirring Base



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Stirring Base



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Filthy Plaza



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Aqua Site Dingle Berry



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Poppy filthpig



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Iridescent talented trust fund cumskin



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: free-loading deer antler



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: heady cuck



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: violet turdskin

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: bateful karate

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Big Slate Indirect Expression



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Racy Sex Offender



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: charismatic internet-worthy forum marketing idea



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Iridescent talented trust fund cumskin



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Black histrionic home



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Glittery Slimy Becky Pocket Flask

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Poppy filthpig



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Stirring Base



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready bisexual shrine mediation



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking lodge



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Navy Codepig Coffee Pot

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: heady cuck



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Stirring Base



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring pit



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Black histrionic home



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring pit



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Stirring Base



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring pit



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Poppy filthpig



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed laser beams



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: provocative mewling office gunner

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Misanthropic claret school messiness



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Rose doctorate telephone

Everybody needs a lawyer

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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring pit



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