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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
henna mexican dilemma
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
grizzly motley jap
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Ocher azn stain
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Overrated volcanic crater principal's office
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Ocher azn stain
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Ocher azn stain
  06/29/24
180
Pontificating razzmatazz center
  06/29/24
Link delivered
cruel-hearted offensive codepig
  06/29/24
180
Aromatic french mad-dog skullcap legal warrant
  06/29/24
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stimulating athletic conference
  06/29/24
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Chartreuse theater lettuce
  06/29/24
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henna mexican dilemma
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Pontificating razzmatazz center
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
mewling striped hyena
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Boyish boiling water
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Pontificating razzmatazz center
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Boyish boiling water
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Pontificating razzmatazz center
  06/29/24
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Boyish boiling water
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Titillating Slippery Sanctuary Love Of Her Life
  06/22/25
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nighttime brilliant giraffe
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
mewling striped hyena
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
chocolate startled stage
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Boyish boiling water
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
chocolate startled stage
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Brindle Range
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
cruel-hearted offensive codepig
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Odious Useless Brakes
  06/29/24
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Cracking Yapping Son Of Senegal Box Office
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Hot half-breed sandwich
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
glassy nowag immigrant
  06/29/24
Jfc
Rough-skinned Base
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Chartreuse theater lettuce
  06/29/24
she did it again
henna mexican dilemma
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
anal stirring mad cow disease hominid
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
nighttime brilliant giraffe
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
grizzly motley jap
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: henna mexican dilemma

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: grizzly motley jap

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Ocher azn stain

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Overrated volcanic crater principal's office

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Ocher azn stain

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Ocher azn stain

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Pontificating razzmatazz center

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: cruel-hearted offensive codepig

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Aromatic french mad-dog skullcap legal warrant

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: stimulating athletic conference



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater lettuce



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: henna mexican dilemma



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Pontificating razzmatazz center

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: mewling striped hyena

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Boyish boiling water

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Pontificating razzmatazz center

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Boyish boiling water

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Pontificating razzmatazz center

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Boyish boiling water



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Titillating Slippery Sanctuary Love Of Her Life

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: nighttime brilliant giraffe



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: mewling striped hyena

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: chocolate startled stage

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Boyish boiling water

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: chocolate startled stage

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Brindle Range

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted offensive codepig

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Odious Useless Brakes

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cracking Yapping Son Of Senegal Box Office



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Hot half-breed sandwich

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: glassy nowag immigrant

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Base

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater lettuce

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: henna mexican dilemma

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: anal stirring mad cow disease hominid

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: nighttime brilliant giraffe

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: grizzly motley jap

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041232)