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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
submissive bearded space
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
laughsome blathering genital piercing church building
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
poppy locus candlestick maker
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
laughsome blathering genital piercing church building
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embarrassed to the bone snowy nibblets
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Fragrant pervert principal's office
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
pontificating mewling stead
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  06/27/25
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opaque contagious site international law enforcement agency
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mentally impaired pisswyrm
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Spectacular Scarlet National Faggotry
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
nubile temple immigrant
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
sienna razzmatazz forum philosopher-king
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nubile temple immigrant
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
boyish messiness shitlib
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mind-boggling faggot firefighter state
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Comical meetinghouse pocket flask
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razzle-dazzle maroon hell voyeur
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Excitant national security agency queen of the night
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apoplectic sneaky criminal codepig
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adventurous partner
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Emerald crawly alpha
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Blue love of her life parlour
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Mint stirring wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Hairraiser Striped Hyena
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
startled home idiot
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Excitant national security agency queen of the night
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embarrassed to the bone snowy nibblets
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Soul-stirring Citrine Resort
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
mentally impaired pisswyrm
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: submissive bearded space

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: laughsome blathering genital piercing church building

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: poppy locus candlestick maker

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: laughsome blathering genital piercing church building

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone snowy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Fragrant pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: pontificating mewling stead

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Fragrant pervert principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: opaque contagious site international law enforcement agency

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Scarlet National Faggotry

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: nubile temple immigrant

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: sienna razzmatazz forum philosopher-king

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: nubile temple immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: boyish messiness shitlib

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling faggot firefighter state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Comical meetinghouse pocket flask



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle maroon hell voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant national security agency queen of the night



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: apoplectic sneaky criminal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Excitant national security agency queen of the night



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: adventurous partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Emerald crawly alpha

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Blue love of her life parlour

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Mint stirring wrinkle fortuitous meteor

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Striped Hyena

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: startled home idiot

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant national security agency queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone snowy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Citrine Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired pisswyrm

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057026)