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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
odious cruise ship immigrant
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
exciting parlour roommate
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
odious cruise ship immigrant
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
odious cruise ship immigrant
  07/26/25
At a bar
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exciting parlour roommate
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Stimulating dog poop
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
odious cruise ship immigrant
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exciting parlour roommate
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Stimulating dog poop
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
garnet talented wrinkle place of business
  07/26/25
I know what to say
carmine titillating sex offender
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
odious cruise ship immigrant
  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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garnet talented wrinkle place of business
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Onyx Box Office Mediation
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
concupiscible church building
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
pearly curious voyeur
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
odious cruise ship immigrant
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exciting parlour roommate
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
exciting parlour roommate
  07/26/25
(who did it)
mustard azn hall
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garnet talented wrinkle place of business
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Big-titted hospital
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Pearl Plaza Boistinker
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: exciting parlour roommate

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: garnet talented wrinkle place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: spruce comical brunch sandwich



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Laughsome cheese-eating den

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control Godawful Jewess House

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: garnet talented wrinkle place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Pontificating piazza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Racy stead



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Vibrant National



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic fanboi



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Nubile fishy step-uncle's house headpube



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Ivory useless brakes messiness



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Onyx Box Office Mediation



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: pearly curious voyeur



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: High-end thriller indirect expression



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Mauve genital piercing



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: poppy frozen abode sound barrier



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: electric metal library



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring henna shitlib



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: provocative crotch lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive crackhouse

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: exciting parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stimulating dog poop

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: exciting parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Stimulating dog poop

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: garnet talented wrinkle place of business

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: carmine titillating sex offender

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: impertinent walnut ceo dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Tantric Rehab Pozpig

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: garnet talented wrinkle place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: motley crimson kitchen therapy

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: pearly curious voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: very tactful gunner windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Onyx Box Office Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible church building

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: pearly curious voyeur

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: odious cruise ship immigrant

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: exciting parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Sickened flesh office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: exciting parlour roommate

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: mustard azn hall

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: garnet talented wrinkle place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Big-titted hospital

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Pearl Plaza Boistinker

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Sticky Narrow-minded Location Antidepressant Drug

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49134975)