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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
walnut motley box office potus
  11/29/25
Women are 180
internet-worthy love of her life
  11/29/25
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internet-worthy love of her life
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aphrodisiac zombie-like weed whacker resort
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internet-worthy love of her life
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Racy location
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
walnut motley box office potus
  11/29/25
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beady-eyed chad national
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
floppy hideous address
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
walnut motley box office potus
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
floppy hideous address
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
irradiated crimson garrison police squad
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
low-t deranged party of the first part business firm
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
provocative high-end principal's office
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
walnut motley box office potus
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Chest-beating Charismatic Lodge
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
lemon nursing home
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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floppy hideous address
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Supple Center
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Racy location
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
insecure idea he suggested brunch
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Racy location
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Mahogany Gaming Laptop Deer Antler
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Smoky Up-to-no-good Abode
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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excitant bat shit crazy market
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Approved
Big Dark Orchestra Pit
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
beady-eyed chad national
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: walnut motley box office potus

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy love of her life

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed chad national



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac zombie-like weed whacker resort



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: internet-worthy love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Racy location

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: walnut motley box office potus

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed chad national



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: floppy hideous address

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: walnut motley box office potus

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: floppy hideous address

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: irradiated crimson garrison police squad

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: low-t deranged party of the first part business firm

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: provocative high-end principal's office

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: walnut motley box office potus

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Chest-beating Charismatic Lodge

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lemon nursing home

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating Charismatic Lodge

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: floppy hideous address



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Supple Center

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Racy location

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: insecure idea he suggested brunch

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Racy location

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Mahogany Gaming Laptop Deer Antler



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Smoky Up-to-no-good Abode

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Set

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Lime base marketing idea

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: excitant bat shit crazy market



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Big Dark Orchestra Pit

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed chad national

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: walnut motley box office potus

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49490766)