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*OFFICIAL XO SPECIAL OLYMPICS FINAL FOUR 2025 (luis, TBF, TSINAH, OldHLSDude)*

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM...
Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp
chartreuse cowardly haunted graveyard queen of the night
  12/22/25
luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH
Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
TSINAH
Razzmatazz Mischievous Tanning Salon Internal Respiration
  12/21/25
luis
pale church building affirmative action
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Dashing slate son of senegal
  12/21/25
the confirmed non-gay one
slippery trump supporter
  12/21/25
unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been...
Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
...
irate wagecucks
  12/21/25
I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/24/25
Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female ...
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  12/24/25
luis but all 4 had a great year
carmine histrionic house death wish
  12/21/25
tsinah
Elite boyish casino yarmulke
  12/21/25
luis
ultramarine razzle meetinghouse
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Unhinged Electric Public Bath
  12/21/25
so the retard version of this is done in one single round?
''"'''"""'
  12/22/25
yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/22/25
...
caitlin clark
  12/22/25
...
''"'''"""'
  12/22/25
Hyman and gay grandpa too
Excitant hunting ground
  12/21/25
Gay Grandpa
Unhinged Electric Public Bath
  12/21/25
...
Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
...
Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs
  12/22/25
TSINAH vs OldHLS
chartreuse cowardly haunted graveyard queen of the night
  12/22/25
Last day!
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/22/25
TSINAH
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/22/25
Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognitio...
piss daddy
  12/22/25
cucumbers
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/22/25
In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with ...
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/24/25
thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this...
piss daddy
  12/24/25
did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in ...
''"'''"""'
  12/24/25
In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Beautiful ending ty
luis navidad
  12/25/25
...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the fag...
OldHLSDude
  12/27/25
Faggy is what we do best
Trust If Aryan
  12/27/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM this year, Mr. Rachmiel "rach" Cohen of Cohen Benefits, Inc. (d/b/a AutoAdmit) has decided to create a more diverse, equitable, and inclusive poasting experience by providing a new, separate avenue to support poasters who were identified as having special needs. This aligns with AutoAdmit's broader commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

All poasters included in this competition have been identified as autistic, retarded, and possibly gay. Please vote accordingly.

This will be the ONLY round for these poasters. Voting will run through the end of 12/22/2025.

The competitors will be listed in the first reply to this thread. Please vote in that subthread only.

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527162)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: chartreuse cowardly haunted graveyard queen of the night

autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530208)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs

luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527163)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mischievous Tanning Salon Internal Respiration

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527166)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: pale church building affirmative action

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527169)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Dashing slate son of senegal

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: slippery trump supporter

the confirmed non-gay one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527178)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs

unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been confirmed to be non-gay. to err on the side of caution, i recommend viewing all of them as gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527226)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: irate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527969)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538040)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female of size, we know through your civil suits brought against you for your failure to pay debts that you have frequented gay bars often. That’s not exactly straight of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: carmine histrionic house death wish

luis but all 4 had a great year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527180)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Elite boyish casino yarmulke

tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527187)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: ultramarine razzle meetinghouse

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527586)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Unhinged Electric Public Bath

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527596)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'

so the retard version of this is done in one single round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531494)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531514)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531533)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531680)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Excitant hunting ground

Hyman and gay grandpa too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527585)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Unhinged Electric Public Bath

Gay Grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527597)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49528733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Ruby Useless Brakes Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530201)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: chartreuse cowardly haunted graveyard queen of the night

TSINAH vs OldHLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530211)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

Last day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531490)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531549)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: piss daddy

Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognition they deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531583)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

cucumbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531627)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with either luis winning (subthread replies only) or a luis-TSINAH tie if the hanging chad who replied in his own subthread is counted. CSLG has been emailed to obtain an official ruling on the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49537691)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: piss daddy

thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538021)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'

did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in this event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538159)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: piss daddy

In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, everyone is a winner! This is primarily because all contestants are autistic and retarded, as mentioned in the original poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539110)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

Beautiful ending ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539236)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: piss daddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539475)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the faggy inscription, "They like me; they really like me." - S. Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49544131)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Faggy is what we do best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49544133)