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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
Topaz Base
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Spectacular internet-worthy sanctuary
  01/16/26
Pussy
lilac jet-lagged parlour
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
Pea-brained jew
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
Trip station quadroon
  01/16/26
...
Topaz Base
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
balding parlor
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
Trip station quadroon
  01/16/26
!!!
Supple address
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Pink turdskin
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
shimmering field
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
Pea-brained jew
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
slap-happy yapping brunch feces
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Spectacular internet-worthy sanctuary
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
Cracking box office
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Impertinent indian lodge
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
lilac jet-lagged parlour
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
Supple address
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
Thriller self-centered center
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Impertinent indian lodge
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
Thriller self-centered center
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Impertinent indian lodge
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
Thriller self-centered center
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
Cracking box office
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
Ebony cuckold
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
Saffron cocky mad-dog skullcap range
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
Thriller self-centered center
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
house-broken concupiscible stage
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
Galvanic community account business firm
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Swollen lascivious menage organic girlfriend
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
Supple address
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
fighting party of the first part
  01/16/26
sure
insanely creepy stirring shrine shitlib
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Pink turdskin
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
Cracking box office
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
Pungent area
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
Cracking box office
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Topaz Base

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy sanctuary

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: lilac jet-lagged parlour

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained jew

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Trip station quadroon

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Topaz Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: balding parlor

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Trip station quadroon

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Supple address

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Pink turdskin

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: shimmering field

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained jew

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: slap-happy yapping brunch feces

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy sanctuary

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Cracking box office

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Impertinent indian lodge

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: lilac jet-lagged parlour

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Supple address

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Thriller self-centered center

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Impertinent indian lodge

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered center

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Impertinent indian lodge

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered center

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Cracking box office

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Ebony cuckold

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Saffron cocky mad-dog skullcap range

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Thriller self-centered center

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: house-broken concupiscible stage

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Galvanic community account business firm

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Swollen lascivious menage organic girlfriend

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Supple address

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: fighting party of the first part

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy stirring shrine shitlib

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Pink turdskin

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Cracking box office

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Pungent area

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Cracking box office

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49594047)