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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Carmine community account crotch
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
titillating wild stage
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
bonkers filthpig brunch
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Bat-shit-crazy bisexual ticket booth national security agency
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Contagious cruise ship
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Contagious cruise ship
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
embarrassed to the bone amber school
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
appetizing athletic conference
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
appetizing athletic conference
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Contagious cruise ship
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
edit ❌
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Dickens
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Bat-shit-crazy bisexual ticket booth national security agency
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
wtf
appetizing athletic conference
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Contagious cruise ship
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Orwell
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
...
honey-headed hall new version
  08/27/26
...
Coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
embarrassed to the bone amber school
  08/28/26
...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
I really can't
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Triste!
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed
  08/27/26
don't know :(
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed
  08/27/26
oh good one
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
honey-headed hall new version
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
floppy narrow-minded rigor
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/27/26
No.
floppy narrow-minded rigor
  08/27/26
Dracula
impertinent volcanic crater sex offender
  08/28/26
Im gay
Green abode
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Ocher Nofapping Striped Hyena Parlor
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Coiffed heaven
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
learning disabled diverse dilemma
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Abusive lake stead digit ratio
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Ocher Nofapping Striped Hyena Parlor
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
citrine bearded casino blood rage
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Comical Nighttime State Rigpig
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
citrine bearded casino blood rage
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Carmine community account crotch

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: titillating wild stage

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: bonkers filthpig brunch

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bisexual ticket booth national security agency

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone amber school

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: appetizing athletic conference

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: appetizing athletic conference

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bisexual ticket booth national security agency

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: appetizing athletic conference

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Orwell

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

🧐🤔

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: honey-headed hall new version



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Coiffed heaven



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone amber school

the spaceporn story

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

don't know :(

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Territorial stimulating kitchen half-breed

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: honey-headed hall new version

Great thread. These were difficult.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: floppy narrow-minded rigor

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: floppy narrow-minded rigor

No.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: impertinent volcanic crater sex offender

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Green abode

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Ocher Nofapping Striped Hyena Parlor

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Coiffed heaven

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: learning disabled diverse dilemma

God Emperor of Dune

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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Abusive lake stead digit ratio

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Ocher Nofapping Striped Hyena Parlor

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: citrine bearded casino blood rage

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime State Rigpig

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: citrine bearded casino blood rage

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50138369)