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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
hateful party of the first part
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Wild Locus
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Green Cuckold
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Cowardly aphrodisiac filthpig
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Ulysses
drunken mentally impaired senate
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
drunken mentally impaired senate
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Frisky kitchen
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
dead autistic weed whacker pervert
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
dead autistic weed whacker pervert
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
drunken mentally impaired senate
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
edit ❌
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Dickens
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Cowardly aphrodisiac filthpig
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
wtf
dead autistic weed whacker pervert
  08/27/26
Catch 22
drunken mentally impaired senate
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
naked honey-headed crackhouse
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Orwell
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
...
Transparent School Cafeteria Patrolman
  08/27/26
...
plum becky
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Frisky kitchen
  08/28/26
...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
I really can't
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Triste!
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
naked honey-headed crackhouse
  08/27/26
don't know :(
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
naked honey-headed crackhouse
  08/27/26
oh good one
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Transparent School Cafeteria Patrolman
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Glittery translucent famous landscape painting
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/27/26
No.
Glittery translucent famous landscape painting
  08/27/26
Dracula
French Spruce Sanctuary
  08/28/26
Im gay
Vigorous church building
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Galvanic Adulterous People Who Are Hurt
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
plum becky
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Bateful mad cow disease
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
nighttime frozen chapel cuck
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Galvanic Adulterous People Who Are Hurt
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Claret hospital
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Claret hospital
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: hateful party of the first part

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Wild Locus

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Green Cuckold

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cowardly aphrodisiac filthpig

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: drunken mentally impaired senate

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: drunken mentally impaired senate

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Frisky kitchen

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dead autistic weed whacker pervert

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: dead autistic weed whacker pervert

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: drunken mentally impaired senate

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Cowardly aphrodisiac filthpig

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: dead autistic weed whacker pervert

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: drunken mentally impaired senate

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: naked honey-headed crackhouse

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Transparent School Cafeteria Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: plum becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Frisky kitchen

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: naked honey-headed crackhouse

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: naked honey-headed crackhouse

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Transparent School Cafeteria Patrolman

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Glittery translucent famous landscape painting

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Glittery translucent famous landscape painting

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: French Spruce Sanctuary

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Vigorous church building

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Adulterous People Who Are Hurt

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: plum becky

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Bateful mad cow disease

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: nighttime frozen chapel cuck

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Adulterous People Who Are Hurt

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Claret hospital

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Arrogant apoplectic coldplay fan

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Claret hospital

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310529#50138369)