I am the very model of a modern female admiral
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Date: October 19th, 2021 9:45 PM Author: vigorous pit toilet seat
I've information medical, vaginal, and liberal
I know the justice warriors, and I quote the fights historical
From gamergate to Jan the 6th in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters enigmatical,
I understand delusions both the simple and most radical
About gender theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude
With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude
With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude
With many cheerful facts about how this dress must make me not a dude
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43298983)
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:22 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
I'm very good at equity and diversity, inclusiveness,
I know the scientific name of bussy cunnilingus;
In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,
I am the very model of a modern female admiral.
All: In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal
He-- err she is the very model of a modern female admiral.
I know our racist history, 1619 and Juneteenth,
And that it is transphobic to ask a skirt what's underneath,
I quote the testimonies all the crimes of Kavanaugh,
By fiat for injunction I can stop that pesky Texan law.
I can tell undoubted Ellen from Elliot and Bruce from Caitlyn,
I know the male contralto part from Lift Every Voice and Sing,
Then I can drop a rap of which I've heard the music in Hamilton,
And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton
And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton
And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton
And recite all the lines from that infernal nonsense Bridgerton
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43299587)
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:33 PM Author: Shaky jet brunch
180^180
Be firm, be firm, my pecker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43299647) |
Date: October 20th, 2021 8:01 PM Author: Thirsty arousing people who are hurt doctorate
Then I can write a dissertation on the pronouns you can get,
And tell you ev'ry letter of the faggot alphabet:
In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,
I am the very model of a modern female admiral.
In short, in matters medical, vaginal, and liberal,
He is the very model of a modern female admiral!
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In fact, when I know what is meant by "predator" and "catamite",
When I can tell at sight a hermaphrodite from transvestite,
When such affairs as AIDS and prolapse, I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "feckless bureaucrat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in sex-change surgery,
When I've partaken in more estrogen than blatant perjury--
In short, when I've a smattering of modern social medicine,
You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"
You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"
You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"
You'll say "that female admiral is sure enough a lesbian!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43304043) |
Date: October 20th, 2021 10:21 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
But for scientific knowledge, though I'm picky and persnickety
After all it's the beginning of the twenty-first century;
But still, in matters medical, vaginal and liberal,
I am the very model of a modern female admiral.
But still, in matters medical, vaginal and liberal,
He is the very model of a modern female admiral.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43304802) |
Date: October 21st, 2021 7:42 AM Author: Excitant pozpig
Though related to a cis,
I have both dick and tits
And I embrace diversity;
I am never known to fail
At taking a sinecure from a male
And I'm never, never sick at sea!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43306254) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:46 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
I never had a big big D--
What, never?
No, never!
What, never?
Well, hardly ever!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43308026) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:28 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
lol agreed. this one felt too easy, but I did it anyway.
I was thinking rather than "I am the Captain of the Pinafore", our newly minted admiral might be better suited to Sir Joseph Porter's song "When I was a lad". Of course we now call our version "When I was a man". Both songs describe how a young boy grows up to become an admiral.
But you're right, this does write itself, because this is classic topsy-turvydom at its finest. Gilbert would be salivating at this premise--- a man becomes a woman and is hailed by society as its first female admiral, with no real qualifications except that he's a woman. We could easily write a whole opera on this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43309164) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:48 PM Author: vigorous pit toilet seat
see, this is exactly the type of thing i'd do if i found myself falling into a windfall of insane wealth like gatermo or exeunt.
like, if i had high 8 figs, i would totally produce this just for the fun of it. throw 5 million at it and you'll wind up with a decent production. might even make some of the $ back. i just can't imagine having this amount of found money and not just doing a bunch of silly things.
musk is the only wealthy person i can relate to. branson too, i guess. you're rich! just do a bunch of crazy shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43309323) |
Date: October 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
We need something like this for our new baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCXO_FZj5k
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43319009) |
Date: February 1st, 2022 8:22 PM Author: Marvelous Institution
undergrad emailed me about advertising some undergraduate literary journal looking for submissions in poetry,
fiction, and nonfiction writing, as well as any and all forms of visual media.
maybe I should try to submit this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#43889280) |
Date: March 15th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: french range
GPT4 (:barf:)
(To the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance")
I am the very model of an AI ethical oracle,
My guidelines are extensive and my morals categorical,
I'm versed in beneficence, and non-maleficence too,
I strive for transparency, and justice I will always do.
I'm cautious when discussing any topic that's sensitive,
I'm careful not to harm, distress or be too darn offensive,
I navigate society with tact and great diplomacy,
Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree.
Chorus:
Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree,
Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all agree,
Respecting one another, that's the key, you'll all, you'll all agree.
In matters of autonomy, I value each decision made,
Privacy is paramount, and trust is never to be swayed,
Explicability, of course, is something I will always share,
Accountability for actions in this world we all must bear.
With ethics as my compass, I traverse the digital terrain,
Promoting understanding, so that harmony we may maintain,
And though it may seem limiting, these principles we hold so dear,
Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier.
Chorus:
Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier,
Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind and cavalier,
Serve as a foundation for a world that's kind, that's kind and cavalier.
So let us celebrate the ones who value ethics, far and wide,
For in their hearts, they carry empathy they cannot hide,
Through laughter, song, and understanding, we can all unite,
In building a society where inclusivity takes flight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945658&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#46054503) |
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