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Shit you thought when you were a kid

1. Cops have an incredible amount of paperwork to do, more t...
borders (retired)
  11/19/24
that about covers it
''''"""""
  11/19/24
I thought writing and signing checks was the hard part of be...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  11/19/24
Boomers/proles make that stuff sound so difficult and to th...
borders (retired)
  11/19/24
Nobody could explain the point of balancing a checkbook. Wha...
metal whorehouse
  11/19/24
proles walk an extremely fine line for decades
borders (retired)
  11/19/24
First I thought that parents could read thoughts, then the s...
ChadGPT-5
  11/19/24
it was me ChadGPT-5. it was me the whole time
Ancient aliens
  11/19/24
it is shocking how little I remember about being a kid when ...
hank_scorpio
  11/19/24
john mulaney has a bit on this but it's absolutely true: qui...
JD Vance
  11/19/24
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potluck
  11/19/24
lol my six year old came to me in an absolute terror about q...
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  11/19/24
I thought if I put rocks and grass and twigs and a little wa...
( ''.'')
  11/19/24
It will
metal whorehouse
  11/19/24
That anything and everything was knowable if you studied or ...
metal whorehouse
  11/19/24
Aliens are an ever present danger. I was terrified of being...
Gregor
  11/19/24
You were correct
metal whorehouse
  11/19/24
Making money would make me happy.
Muscadine wine
  11/19/24
I thought there was some connection between the sun and tums...
As far as they will go but even farther
  11/19/24
going to college mattered
there's a wocket in my pocket
  11/19/24
daddy’s playroom hotdog in my rice hole means he loves...
...,.,,.,,..,.,..,,,,.,.,,.,...,.,.,.,,
  11/19/24
Talked to pets telepathically. And they were here from othe...
Leave it in Beaver
  11/19/24
That everyone on TV was a robot That all adults were frie...
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  11/19/24
Adults actually know what they’re doing
..................,.....,.,,.,.....
  11/19/24
Kids were only supposed to eat cheese pizza because that&rsq...
cannon
  11/19/24
No one actually did drugs except real fucked up scum
Chingada Madre
  11/19/24
i thought if I couldn't see the seeker in hide and seek then...
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  11/19/24
that women matured as they got older
2025 Little Free Library
  11/19/24
chinese people were truly weird and inexplicable. truly fore...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: borders (retired)

1. Cops have an incredible amount of paperwork to do, more than any homework you’ve ever done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358217)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: ''''"""""

that about covers it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358225)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


I thought writing and signing checks was the hard part of being an adult. Seemed like such a drag to me for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358253)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Boomers/proles make that stuff sound so difficult and to them it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358354)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: metal whorehouse

Nobody could explain the point of balancing a checkbook. What if you know roughly how much money you have and it's at least 3x what you spent or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358372)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:29 PM
Author: borders (retired)

proles walk an extremely fine line for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358473)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

First I thought that parents could read thoughts, then the state, then God, now I outgrew that and practice reflexivity, bouncing internal narratives inside me perpetually titrating responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358264)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Ancient aliens

it was me ChadGPT-5. it was me the whole time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358303)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

it is shocking how little I remember about being a kid when I think about it, I can pull up vague images of stuff but it's all hazy, friends whose names I only half remember, specific areas of schools and playgrounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358290)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: JD Vance

john mulaney has a bit on this but it's absolutely true: quicksand wound up being far less important in adult life than we were led to believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358294)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358426)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

lol my six year old came to me in an absolute terror about quicksand the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358466)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: ( ''.'')

I thought if I put rocks and grass and twigs and a little water into a terrarium, I could grow a microcosm that would evolve into a mini universe over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358322)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: metal whorehouse

It will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358327)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: metal whorehouse

That anything and everything was knowable if you studied or read books or went to school. It seems that way at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358333)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Gregor

Aliens are an ever present danger. I was terrified of being outside at night due to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358346)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: metal whorehouse

You were correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358352)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Muscadine wine

Making money would make me happy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358390)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

I thought there was some connection between the sun and tums because whenever I'd look at the sun the afterimage would be some random pastel color. The only thing I knew that was circular and came in pastel colors was a bottle of tums, and thus I concluded there was a connection (although I couldn't quite put my finger on what exactly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358398)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

going to college mattered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358404)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: ...,.,,.,,..,.,..,,,,.,.,,.,...,.,.,.,,


daddy’s playroom hotdog in my rice hole means he loves me (sp jr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358409)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Leave it in Beaver

Talked to pets telepathically. And they were here from other planets. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358410)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

That everyone on TV was a robot

That all adults were friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358412)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: ..................,.....,.,,.,.....


Adults actually know what they’re doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358416)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: cannon

Kids were only supposed to eat cheese pizza because that’s what all the kids in movies got

Scared to think now what the Hollywood pedos intended with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358425)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Chingada Madre

No one actually did drugs except real fucked up scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358450)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

i thought if I couldn't see the seeker in hide and seek then they couldn't see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358465)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: 2025 Little Free Library

that women matured as they got older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358479)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,


chinese people were truly weird and inexplicable. truly foreign in that sense. seemed really alien to see someone with an epicanthal fold without having a great sense of the world and before asian people were prevalent in media.

the word "asian" did not register, it was sufficient to regard anyone like this as "chinese"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637060&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48358516)