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I (disco fries) am the ultimate millennial
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:24 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk Poor, broken, in bad physical shape, barely a millionaire (especially now), house is limited to 4000sq Ft and I still owe $400k, wife, 4 kids, in my 40s but can still do 30,000 steps in one day like it ain’t no thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867349) |
Date: July 19th, 2024 3:25 PM Author: hairless up-to-no-good famous landscape painting Millennials don't have houses or marriages or children. How old are you btw lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867354) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:31 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I’m in my 40s. A true millennial. My consoles were NES > Game Gear > Sega Genesis > PS II > PS III > PS IV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867375) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: Bateful olive filthpig haunted graveyard You're young now stop it friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867840) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk Stop what? I have failed. Am I on stage like JD Vance? No. No. I am not. Has my wife quit her job yet? No. No she has not. |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:26 PM Author: glassy dragon Fuck off you insecure humblebragging obese faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867359) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk If humble bragging is admitting you fucked up at every fork in the road then call me Mr Humblebragg, Sr., Esq. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867406) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:28 PM Author: mauve cuckold azn *Gen Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867361) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:38 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867403) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:41 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend You are a fat retard who graduated from a TTT, married a woman who disrespects you, and against all odds produced healthy, happy children that you are going to implant horrible mental illnesses into.
It's been said many times so its sting no longer penetrates, but your family would be better off if you killed yourself. |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:44 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I went to ttts because i am a prole and came from an abusive home. All of my siblings are dead. I went to school where I did, but it’s not like I had a lot of support or some Tiger mom back home telling me Princeton or Stanford or harakiri. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867422) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:46 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend I don't care. I said what I said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867428) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:53 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk Yeah, but did you have the shit kicked out of you and then had your head pushed down into the floor where you were truly struggling to breathe, and the whole world shrunk to the tiny millimeter or less droplets of blood splaying out of your mouth across the carpet fibers, not sure if you would live or die, not sure if you would ever maek it, not sure of anything except in that moment you could not breathe and you could not see anything bigger than that little cloud of red that came with every labored expiration? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867462) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:05 AM Author: beta university generalized bond we have a real george fucking floyd over here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47869887) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867919) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: charismatic orange community account He plans to die on Teewinot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867450) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I am summiting. You may fall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867526) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:05 PM Author: charismatic orange community account There is no chance that you summit Teewinot in August 2025. None. Either you turn back, which I don't believe you wish to do, or you die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867547) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:08 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk You are completely full of shit. I am going to accomplish this. Fuck you for not believing in me. I’ll be standing on the summit and you’ll be wiping that shit eating grin off your face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867559) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: charismatic orange community account You'll be pushing four bills by August 2025. It is simply impossible for a 400 pound man to summit Teewinot. Can't be done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867815) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:00 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk Fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867823) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:01 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend You'll have a heart attack if you even attempt it you faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867830) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:02 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I have no coronary disease and have moved 32,000 steps today, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867837) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend What have you had to eat today? Assuming you're not lying about having walked 15 fucking miles today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867845) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:05 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk A salad. Then, as I got more and more distressed about my travel situation, I have had a couple oat sodas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867849) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend Bullshit on both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867855) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I am not kidding you. I mostly don’t eat. I exercise instead of eating. But then, eventually, I get worn down and I get a salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867891) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:14 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend What's your current weight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867894) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I weighed myself earlier this week at home and I was 365. No idea about right now. Maybe 355? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867902) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend BULLSHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867915) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:21 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault lmao no one believes this you disgusting blubber mammoth
I don't know why you would bother telling a lie this nakedly transparent |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:22 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend This fat retard just said he walked 15 miles today lmaoooooooooo
I'm not sure if his knees wouldn't explode in that scenario |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:26 PM Author: frisky seedy whorehouse personal credit line he said he walked 10 at about a 21 min mile pace. seems hard to believe but idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867958) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:29 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I took pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559749&forum_id=2#47866666 |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:46 PM Author: frisky seedy whorehouse personal credit line i dont get it. you walked around new jersey for 10 miles before 11 am and then added 5 more miles after you made that thraed? explain what you are saying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47868051) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:48 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk Yeah. I did a 10 miler in the am and a 5 miler around mid day. Didn’t eat anything until after 30,000 steps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47868393) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:27 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk https://imgur.com/a/tBbyXNM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867962) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:02 PM Author: charismatic orange community account This is a real concern. You gotta be under 250 to get up there, and realistically under 220. What's your concrete, specific, actionable plan to get there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867839) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk As a millennial, my concrete plan is to kick ass and take names, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867842) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:10 PM Author: charismatic orange community account You're going to give up or die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867871) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867914) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: Shimmering Vengeful Property Masturbator WHEN MASTURBATION'S ALL YOU'VE DONE, YOU'RE FUCKIN LAZY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867431) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:48 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk I never liked this band. When I come around riff is iconic, but this group sucked imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867442) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867912) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:24 PM Author: big jap resort this guy is the worst poster on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867954) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:29 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk *best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47867972) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:42 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault No, you are literally the fucking worst.
Every one of your poasts is like peering through a window into the dysfunction of a fat retard's brain. Like, I had some idea of course that it took a stupid person to become morbidly obese, but I somehow underestimated how much weakness it took. You're one of the most pathos-centric creatures I've ever encountered, you shun responsibility for your own actions, you have no capacity for will or discipline, you wallow in misery, you have a fat retarded shitlib wife, and you are thoroughly ruining (and allowing her to ruin) the development and subsequent lives of four (seemingly normal and precious) children. You're a disgusting excuse for a father, and your obesity and the weakness you have modeled for them have set an example that will be devastating for them throughout their lives.
When you engage in your pathetic attention seeking and are confronted with these facts, you obfuscate and refuse to engage. You have no interesting story, all you do is whine, so you don't even create good content from your misery. You're a one-note, compulsively shitty poaster, and one of the best things you could do to better yourself and stop being such a family-ruining piece of shit -- other than losing 120lb, jumping on test, and finding the balls you clearly either lost or never had -- would be to leave this place forever. |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM Author: wine organic girlfriend *inhales* Ahhhhh….now that’s good posting. |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:19 PM Author: rusted karate 180 hopefully disco fries blows his brains out after reading this |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:20 PM Author: amber know-it-all patrolman school disco is great and you are jellus of his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47868481) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 1:03 AM Author: beady-eyed double fault Yeah, trying to deal with the crushing reality that I'll never be 50% body fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47869300) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 1:28 AM Author: Topaz cruel-hearted nowag marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47869360) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 7:18 AM Author: amber know-it-all patrolman school What about the crushing reality that you will never crest Teewinot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47869690) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:23 AM Author: Laughsome purple milk mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47869814) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 1:32 PM Author: beady-eyed double fault This may be the only similarity between me and disco fat, with the caveat that if I ever go out to Grand Teton I may actually do it, and disco fat is physically incapable of doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47870516) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Ruby Space Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47870747) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 2:33 PM Author: Laughsome purple milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47870765) |
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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:42 PM Author: Topaz cruel-hearted nowag marketing idea Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47868672) |
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Date: July 20th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Ruby Space Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559911&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#47870748) |