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HYPO: $1m for each year of state prison. How many years do you do?

Your life is exactly your current life. You are offered $1m ...
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Do I suffer social and professional repercussions like a nor...
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Then no.
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If I sold everything I could do two I think
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Zero. I make more than that each year now.
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you could still work remotely from jail
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which state?
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Your state
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one year would be fine
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State prison? No. Minimum security federal work camp of m...
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  04/13/21
Same. I’d be afraid of getting killed in state prison....
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do you look like Michael Rapapport?
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  04/13/21
5 years is fine-- the five million, added to the three mill...
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  04/13/21
real value of this deal is like $1.05m taking into account r...
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minus inflation and opportunity costs
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People underestimate how bad life is in prison. It is far, f...
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  04/13/21
I know a guy doing life in my state’s prison. he&rsquo...
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i thought most prisons got rid of weights. he jsut gettin...
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idk but he’s azn so maybe it’s just his alpha ge...
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Pods generally sort themselves into LIFTERS and PLATES. The ...
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  04/13/21
Lmao is this for real?
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  04/13/21
This is a death sentence.
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  04/13/21
Throw in unlimited commissary and I do at least 20 years.
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  04/13/21
this is an easy 0 years for me
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what's the avg verdict for a wrongfully convicted guy who wi...
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater old irish cottage

Your life is exactly your current life. You are offered $1m tax free to go to state prison and you get to decide how many years you get. In all other aspects you will be a normal prisoner with no special perks.

How many years do you go down for?

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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse

0 this is fucking stupid

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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: canary dysfunction orchestra pit



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser area idea he suggested

Do I suffer social and professional repercussions like a normal criminal would if I do this? If no, I'd probably crank out 5 years. Spend some time getting in shape and getting some reading done while counting on my family and friends to visit me and send me money so I can buy stuff from the commissary/smugglers.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater old irish cottage

The consequences are exactly what they would be in real life now. Let’s say it’s for something non violent like tax fraud.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser area idea he suggested

Then no.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Mustard bearded institution legal warrant

If I sold everything I could do two I think

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater old irish cottage



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:52 PM
Author: Odious garnet plaza

Zero. I make more than that each year now.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: bisexual contagious heaven giraffe

you could still work remotely from jail

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: racy sticky pisswyrm



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic mad cow disease community account



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater old irish cottage



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: Lavender becky

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Sick Karate Organic Girlfriend



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: Haunting concupiscible shrine degenerate



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Odious garnet plaza



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Bossy Dark New Version



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Haunting concupiscible shrine degenerate

"Ordinarily, you know, we would recruit our associates from FPC Pensacola. I know Arkansas Department of Corrections is not ranked as highly, but this is a rockstar associate. Top of his class and the deepest anal cavity in the cell block."

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Charismatic mad cow disease community account



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: racy sticky pisswyrm



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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:20 PM
Author: pink stimulating incel casino



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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Charismatic mad cow disease community account



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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

which state?

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater old irish cottage

Your state

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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

one year would be fine

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Haunting concupiscible shrine degenerate

State prison? No.

Minimum security federal work camp of my choosing? I'd do one year.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Bossy Dark New Version

Same. I’d be afraid of getting killed in state prison.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

do you look like Michael Rapapport?

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Ruddy Sick Karate Organic Girlfriend

5 years is fine-- the five million, added to the three million I already have, should be enough assuming I never have kids.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: racy sticky pisswyrm

real value of this deal is like $1.05m taking into account room & board

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Bossy Dark New Version



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: Ruddy Sick Karate Organic Girlfriend



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

minus inflation and opportunity costs

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: galvanic rose coffee pot house

People underestimate how bad life is in prison. It is far, far, far worse than the most miserable job/marriage.

So, zero.

What would be fair wages for 365 days of psych torture and likely physical and sexual abuse? Idk, but closer to 10M i think. Enough that your entire life is "made"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#42272847)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

I know a guy doing life in my state’s prison. he’s yoked af and has access to FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#42272857)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic rose coffee pot house

i thought most prisons got rid of weights.

he jsut getting yoked doing burpees and pull-ups, or what

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

idk but he’s azn so maybe it’s just his alpha gent his khan wolf genes

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:19 PM
Author: flesh chest-beating quadroon principal's office

Pods generally sort themselves into LIFTERS and PLATES. The LIFTERS are the doods who want to get jacked. The PLATES are the littler doods who need protection. The LIFTERS use the PLATES as weights to do presses, squats, etc. In exchange, the LIFTERS protect the PLATES from harassment and abuse because they need their PLATES available in the gym not hiding in a cell or recovering in the infirmary.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Ivory Athletic Conference Hunting Ground

Lmao is this for real?

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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: flesh chest-beating quadroon principal's office

Had a crim def client who was a highly regarded PLATE because his weight distribution was very even and it made him great for benching. He also had a pretty strong core to go rigid during the lifts. You'd think a twink like him would be getting his cheeks spread by every Jerome in the unit but he was actually highly regarded and could easily command favors from doods three times his size.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz elastic band roommate

What if you’re doughy and large and carrying an extra 150 pounds?

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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: flesh chest-beating quadroon principal's office

Sounds like you'd make a good Atlas Stone. Or somebody's bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#42273715)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Stirring Rebellious Toaster

If anyone found out about your deal, you would immediately be paying thousands/day for “protection”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#42272873)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Henna Misanthropic Locus Travel Guidebook

This is a death sentence.

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: bateful death wish

Throw in unlimited commissary and I do at least 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#42272880)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: big-titted gas station kitty

this is an easy 0 years for me

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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM
Author: racy sticky pisswyrm

what's the avg verdict for a wrongfully convicted guy who wins his lawsuit against cops/DA? I assume value of those cases is *way* less than $1M a year

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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz elastic band roommate

I’d sign up for the Michael Peterson Special—8.5 years in a North Carolina prison

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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: wild startling home



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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: bisexual contagious heaven giraffe

buddy went to fed for 10 years, wrote a novel and got a $1m movie deal during his incarceration.

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Date: July 18th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: canary dysfunction orchestra pit



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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: canary dysfunction orchestra pit



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