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Representing a guy rn who will get 40yrs prison. Death penalty 100x more humane

Defendant convicted of an ugly crime of violence involving a...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/27/24
Is this like a two strikes rule or something? How do you get...
cyan fragrant orchestra pit macaca
  09/27/24
you violate probation on the underlying case which carries m...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/27/24
man, armed robbery with a firearm is a tough charge given th...
indigo hospital
  09/27/24
Yeah, that’s ridiculous
cerise galvanic locus sound barrier
  09/27/24
yeah... charge interfering with an emergency phone call, or ...
aquamarine digit ratio incel
  09/28/24
where’s the robbery or anything in the same universe i...
Mint Sandwich
  09/27/24
He’s talking about the earlier case (pulling a gun on ...
cerise galvanic locus sound barrier
  09/27/24
Crime 1 was robbing gfs phone, aggravated to 1st degree felo...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/27/24
So sounds like there’s still a lot of discretion what ...
citrine bateful crackhouse partner
  09/28/24
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adulterous home trust fund
  09/27/24
This guy still has less stress than I do as a BIGLAW partner...
Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot
  09/27/24
So was it "an ugly crime involving a firearm" or w...
supple garnet area half-breed
  09/27/24
He is going to get pwned for violating probation for "a...
maniacal fortuitous meteor
  09/27/24
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fantasy-prone unholy native
  09/27/24
Can’t you fucking read?
lascivious boltzmann
  09/30/24
Everyone with an IQ over 120 and testosterone level above th...
Boyish hell french chef
  09/27/24
...
Boolean Radley
  10/30/24
Just tell him that prison isn't so bad and he will adjust. I...
exhilarant preventive strike sanctuary
  09/27/24
Prison is horrible. The worst existence you can imagine.
Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot
  09/27/24
Homelessness is worse.
turquoise provocative house skinny woman
  09/27/24
No
Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot
  09/27/24
LOL
Cerebral Legend
  09/29/24
You watch too many movies. Prison these days is chill bros ...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/27/24
consensually sucking each others dicks?
indigo hospital
  09/27/24
Yeah, prison rape is mostly flame, after a few months with n...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/27/24
Prison is better than jail? What’s the difference
cyan fragrant orchestra pit macaca
  09/27/24
I heard that jail was worse than prison.
exhilarant preventive strike sanctuary
  09/27/24
Jail is for doing short time and between court appearances. ...
disrespectful pale resort
  09/27/24
...
Violent trailer park toaster
  09/27/24
Also, jail has everyone coming through. In prison, there is ...
Cracking love of her life nowag
  09/27/24
There's a place called heaven And a place called hell A pl...
awkward multi-colored business firm stock car
  09/28/24
Women...but you couldn't do a better job getting him no time...
turquoise provocative house skinny woman
  09/27/24
I'm just glad that fucking psycho moron is off the streets
Insecure cuck mental disorder
  09/27/24
thats fine, no one needs to involve himself further than tha...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/27/24
You're a pos lawyer that gets off on having guys like that u...
Buff Balding Newt
  09/27/24
He could probably find a way to suicide himself if he were t...
racy stead roast beef
  09/29/24
in a normal world OP's example wld 100% be determined by whe...
Orchid kitty cat point
  09/27/24
ur crimdef?
Ivory excitant filthpig
  09/27/24
lol, his entire practice was getting nuisance payouts for La...
disrespectful pale resort
  09/27/24
...
zippy avocado state voyeur
  09/27/24
He should have been executed for the first crime. Most ma...
Razzle scarlet locale
  09/27/24
So he didn't even beat anybody up. Just pointed a gun at &qu...
Buff Balding Newt
  09/27/24
180
Boyish hell french chef
  09/27/24
Yep, death penalty. Deal with it!
Razzle scarlet locale
  09/27/24
To be fair sounds about as bad as St. George Floyd
racy stead roast beef
  09/29/24
lmao
talking exciting azn tanning salon
  09/30/24
You should kill him and do the 40 years
Stubborn Ultramarine Volcanic Crater
  09/27/24
If the Judge revokes the entire balance of his parole, then ...
Violent trailer park toaster
  09/27/24
On the plus side, though, not having a DL is surprisingly cr...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/27/24
Lol
Federal anal degenerate
  09/27/24
He doesn't have a DL b/c it was probably suspended YEARS AGO...
Violent trailer park toaster
  09/27/24
These types of geniuses are usually known for rational think...
racy stead roast beef
  09/29/24
Why did cunt gf cooperate against him for gun assault. Sound...
sick range patrolman
  09/27/24
She caught him sliding into another chick's DMs. Thus, in Wo...
Violent trailer park toaster
  09/27/24
What would man logic be? Let cheating gf point guns at you a...
comical aggressive hairy legs
  09/30/24
good either way is fine
spectacular submissive dog poop temple
  09/27/24
Print some disco fries threads and say, “see, prison i...
lemon halford
  09/27/24
Yeah but I think there was one time where the State got it w...
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  09/27/24
Of course it's more humane The pieces you're missing is tha...
Vivacious Brethren
  09/27/24
This. Prisons are a convenient way to store many psychopath...
motley azure trump supporter
  09/27/24
(Billy Bob's son and dad)
racy stead roast beef
  09/29/24
Strong disagree. I'd much rather spend the next 40 years (an...
Cracking love of her life nowag
  09/27/24
...
Violent trailer park toaster
  09/27/24
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Flirting cruise ship
  09/27/24
Get buttfucked by dindus in the shower...
motley azure trump supporter
  09/27/24
Corporal punishment would be more humane imo
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  09/27/24
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Floppy Idiotic Senate
  09/27/24
Killing our citizens isn't more ethical than life in prison....
racy stead roast beef
  09/27/24
Cr. A 40-year sentence for a nonviolent parole violation mak...
dead coral corn cake
  09/27/24
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cerise galvanic locus sound barrier
  09/28/24
The state is correcting its earlier mistake in letting this ...
comical aggressive hairy legs
  09/30/24
An absolute fucking moron for having a gun under those circu...
aquamarine digit ratio incel
  09/28/24
you were close. the op is flame. durr durr he had a gun is...
shimmering fanboi athletic conference
  09/28/24
how do i keep reading about people with '100 felonies' getti...
red ticket booth really tough guy
  09/29/24
UPDATE: i strolled into court this morning on this matter...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/30/24
lmao @ finding a retard cop who didn't just say the car was ...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/30/24
If you get this guy off, he is 100% going to drunkenly kill ...
Insecure cuck mental disorder
  09/30/24
This is mostly flame, people who are experienced at driving ...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/30/24
This guy is prone to drunken rage and likes to illegally car...
Insecure cuck mental disorder
  09/30/24
You don't know that. Maybe he was holding the gun for a fri...
pearl wonderful deer antler parlour
  09/30/24
Nah but he will violate probation again - my guess domestic ...
talented faggot firefighter
  09/30/24
Your man was just doing a little “security work”...
lascivious boltzmann
  09/30/24
Good work.
lascivious boltzmann
  09/30/24
180 update
dead coral corn cake
  09/30/24
180 that youre a PD
charismatic immigrant
  09/30/24
thanks man that means a lot to me
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  09/30/24
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  09/30/24
Final update: Just ahead of the judges delayed ruling on ...
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  10/30/24
What's prosbro's reason for cutting a deal at that point?
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  10/30/24
the art of the time suck
ChadGPT-5
  10/30/24
This is a lib thing if me to believe, but it’s true. S...
A Game of "
  10/30/24
Will he still be happy in 2 weeks?
Chingada Madre
  10/30/24
Nice. Did the client pay well?
trump
  10/30/24
Not as well as he should given I probably saved him 20 years...
A Game of "
  10/30/24
Good job either way
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  10/30/24


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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

Defendant convicted of an ugly crime of violence involving a firearm. To mitigate by saying what is not allowed in court -- it was merely a domestic thing. Women often cause domestic trouble. He pointed a gun at the gf and snatched her phone during the argument. Bad decisions entirely, but that's the context.

Goes to prison, comes out on probation, and actually does start to improve. Gets a prole job, is driving there one day, pulled over with no DL and a gun in the backseat.

Uberfucked, now will probably die in prison.

He is not trying to exculpate himself, but merely hopes for a manageable sentence. He won't get it - he will spend life in prison. He's suicidal right now.

If the State, acting under consensus of the governed, decides "we can never have this person in society again" -- fine. I disagree, but I can see the logic. The result, then, should be to simply put a bullet in the back of his head. It seems far more ethical than deciding he loses the status of society-member and so should be encaged in misery for his entire remaining existence.

Just kill these guys, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48136993)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: cyan fragrant orchestra pit macaca

Is this like a two strikes rule or something? How do you get life for no DL and having a gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137027)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

you violate probation on the underlying case which carries max penalties (armed robbery with a firearm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137049)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: indigo hospital

man, armed robbery with a firearm is a tough charge given the facts above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137455)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: cerise galvanic locus sound barrier

Yeah, that’s ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137504)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:02 AM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio incel

yeah... charge interfering with an emergency phone call, or something else, but holy shit making that armed robbery is borderline insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139526)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Mint Sandwich

where’s the robbery or anything in the same universe in these facts? he just had the weapon sitting in the back seat while driving to work? I’m confused as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137525)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: cerise galvanic locus sound barrier

He’s talking about the earlier case (pulling a gun on gf and taking her purse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137637)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

Crime 1 was robbing gfs phone, aggravated to 1st degree felony by using a deadly weapon to wit a FA. Life max with 10 year mandatory minimum as a gun crime under 10-20-life. (10y MM first time, 20y MM second time, life third time.)

State can waive all that and did. He spent like 5 years in and was doing about five years on probation after. Condition of probation — no new cases or else this sentence can be re-addressed

Crime 2: driving with no DL and felon in possession of a firearm

Nothing major in itself but allows the state to seek something worse in crime 1. And it’s basically indefensible on his side unless you can argue a) he wasn’t driving, b) he had a DL, and c) he wasn’t in constructive possession of the gun

And for the purposes or violating the probation in case 1, they need only prove the DL issue not even the gun. Any criminal act, proven only by a preponderance of the evidence, violates his probation and triggers up to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138160)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: citrine bateful crackhouse partner

So sounds like there’s still a lot of discretion what the new sentence will be right? 40 years seems ludicrous, can’t imagine the state going that hard I hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139531)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: adulterous home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48136994)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot

This guy still has less stress than I do as a BIGLAW partner. I envy him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48136995)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: supple garnet area half-breed

So was it "an ugly crime involving a firearm" or was it "no DL and a firearm in the backseat"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48136997)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: maniacal fortuitous meteor

He is going to get pwned for violating probation for "an ugly crime involving a firearm" with a new gun case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137035)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone unholy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138034)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: lascivious boltzmann

Can’t you fucking read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147440)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Boyish hell french chef

Everyone with an IQ over 120 and testosterone level above the 60th percentile agrees with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48136998)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Boolean Radley (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259861)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: exhilarant preventive strike sanctuary

Just tell him that prison isn't so bad and he will adjust. It's better than jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137008)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot

Prison is horrible. The worst existence you can imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137013)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: turquoise provocative house skinny woman

Homelessness is worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137026)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Lavender Stimulating Coffee Pot

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137060)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Legend

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142231)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

You watch too many movies. Prison these days is chill bros playing cards, watching sports, working out, and consensually sucking each others dicks. It's a lot like your college dorm except you don't even have to worry about going to class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137045)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: indigo hospital

consensually sucking each others dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137458)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

Yeah, prison rape is mostly flame, after a few months with no women most guys are gay for the stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138090)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: cyan fragrant orchestra pit macaca

Prison is better than jail? What’s the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137021)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant preventive strike sanctuary

I heard that jail was worse than prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137067)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: disrespectful pale resort

Jail is for doing short time and between court appearances. Prison is where you live for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137271)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Violent trailer park toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137325)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Cracking love of her life nowag

Also, jail has everyone coming through. In prison, there is filtering where some people get fileted into solitary, to psych facilities, or to maximum security facilities. Doing time in a regular, medium security state penitentiary is relatively better than a lot of jails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138013)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:13 AM
Author: awkward multi-colored business firm stock car

There's a place called heaven

And a place called hell

A place called prison

And a place called jail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139536)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: turquoise provocative house skinny woman

Women...but you couldn't do a better job getting him no time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137017)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Insecure cuck mental disorder

I'm just glad that fucking psycho moron is off the streets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137024)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

thats fine, no one needs to involve himself further than that.

but for those who DO take it on themselves to be involved with happens to the guy, it just seems far more honorable to kill him. To me, its not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137030)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Buff Balding Newt

You're a pos lawyer that gets off on having guys like that under your power. Just like those lawyers filing those appeals for death sentences they're equally bloodthirsty as the prosecutors. You all belong in buhebwald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137274)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: racy stead roast beef

He could probably find a way to suicide himself if he were that miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142219)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Orchid kitty cat point

in a normal world OP's example wld 100% be determined by whether they are a nigga or not. if nigga just lock them up forever or execute them immediately. if not nigga then maybe a year for probation violation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137033)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Ivory excitant filthpig

ur crimdef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137077)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: disrespectful pale resort

lol, his entire practice was getting nuisance payouts for Lafawnda when her boss discriminated by requiring she be no more than thirty minutes late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137290)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:21 AM
Author: zippy avocado state voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137183)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle scarlet locale

He should have been executed for the first crime.

Most major crimes should simply get the death penalty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137196)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Buff Balding Newt

So he didn't even beat anybody up. Just pointed a gun at "domestic partner" without firing and he should be executed? I really wish Hitler put all the lawyers in concentration camps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137266)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Boyish hell french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137476)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Razzle scarlet locale

Yep, death penalty. Deal with it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137490)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:31 AM
Author: racy stead roast beef

To be fair sounds about as bad as St. George Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142220)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: talking exciting azn tanning salon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147645)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Stubborn Ultramarine Volcanic Crater

You should kill him and do the 40 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137198)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Violent trailer park toaster

If the Judge revokes the entire balance of his parole, then that's fucking bullshit.

on the flip side: He's a fucking felon ON PAROLE. What part of his brain said, "Hey, maybe its a good idea for me to ride around with a gun. I'm sure nothing bad would happen if I got pulled over for speeding or some other dumb traffic shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137328)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

On the plus side, though, not having a DL is surprisingly credited. If he gets pulled over he's fucked anyway so no point in bothering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137333)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Federal anal degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137447)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Violent trailer park toaster

He doesn't have a DL b/c it was probably suspended YEARS AGO for some dumb traffic shit and he never spent the money to get it re-instated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137501)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: racy stead roast beef

These types of geniuses are usually known for rational thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142221)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: sick range patrolman

Why did cunt gf cooperate against him for gun assault. Sounds like if that's all he did without actually shooting or beating her no reason to be charged for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137335)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:57 PM
Author: Violent trailer park toaster

She caught him sliding into another chick's DMs. Thus, in Women logic, she had to go nuclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137516)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: comical aggressive hairy legs

What would man logic be? Let cheating gf point guns at you and take your shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147663)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: spectacular submissive dog poop temple

good either way is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137500)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: lemon halford

Print some disco fries threads and say, “see, prison isn’t so bad after all is it?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137676)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy antidepressant drug famous landscape painting

Yeah but I think there was one time where the State got it wrong and executed an innocent person, and for me that ruins the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137894)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Brethren

Of course it's more humane

The pieces you're missing is that the people involved in the correctional business are usually sadists unemployable in many other fields yet still of a sort of vital biopolitical use + big bucks in exploiting prison labor in the US

It's a grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48137987)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: motley azure trump supporter

This. Prisons are a convenient way to store many psychopaths in one place...both as employees and residents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138454)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:33 AM
Author: racy stead roast beef

(Billy Bob's son and dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142222)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking love of her life nowag

Strong disagree. I'd much rather spend the next 40 years (and he probably won't serve it all) in an average state prison than die tomorrow. You can still read, walk in the yard, work out, do some kind of prison job, talk to your family, have hope you'll get out, take classes...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138026)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Violent trailer park toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138032)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Flirting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138081)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: motley azure trump supporter

Get buttfucked by dindus in the shower...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138456)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: very tactful potus hominid

Corporal punishment would be more humane imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138036)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Floppy Idiotic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138086)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: racy stead roast beef

Killing our citizens isn't more ethical than life in prison.

That law is what is actually unethical. Your sentence should be based on what you did more recently, not some cobbled together nonsense like in his case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138207)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: dead coral corn cake

Cr. A 40-year sentence for a nonviolent parole violation makes absolutely no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48138452)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:09 AM
Author: cerise galvanic locus sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139532)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: comical aggressive hairy legs

The state is correcting its earlier mistake in letting this psychopath off easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147665)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:01 AM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio incel

An absolute fucking moron for having a gun under those circumstances.

In a humane world, the prosbro would show a bit of mercy and perhaps ensure he's not fucked for life just for being a felon in possession. Of course, we're not in a humane world, and some fucking asshole will have stars in their eyes at a max sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139525)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: shimmering fanboi athletic conference

you were close.

the op is flame.

durr durr he had a gun is not flame

durr durr he had a gun in the backseat is flame

op added a stupid nonsensical fact to try to make the flame more interesting. backfired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48139529)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:36 AM
Author: red ticket booth really tough guy

how do i keep reading about people with '100 felonies' getting out of jail after 6 months, including that 'Routh' guy who tried to shoot Trump and had been involved in a LITERAL fucking FIREFIGHT with the police, firing machine guns at them?

then we're still doing this shit, putting people in prison for tardlength sentences for 'snatching a phone' from a vagina?

there's got to be a middle ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48142225)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

UPDATE:

i strolled into court this morning on this matter with one strategic goal: kick can down road. prosecutors leave the office, people get promoted, etc, and maybe a new set of eyes will be more reasonable.

I show up, with dick in hand, totally unprepared to do anything but get a continuance.

The judge: fuck you, we are doing the probation violation hearing today. I kick and scream and jump around, "Im not ready" etc etc. He's not having it, we get forced into PVH.

Before we start, I press the SAO boss hard. "Here's my guy's mitigation, he's a good dood, dindu nuffin, blah blah." I actually didnt dindu the guy, I said, "he fucked up and will accept prison, but pls be reasonable, take 5 years" etc.

SAO boss bitch responds, "his underlying crime is HEINOUS. We offer 40 years and feel lucky its not life."

We go into the hearing with nothin'. Im playing for a fumble.

SAO underling prosecutes the case, not the boss bitch. She first tries to get the bodycam of the traffic stop admitted. I cockblock her as much as possible, I keep objecting "improper foundation" etc. She stumbles and stutters and fucks it up. Finally the boss bitch grabs underling and gives her the magic words, they get the video admitted. Video shows my guy in the drivers seat, shows him give a state ID - no DL, and shows the cop find a gun under the back seat.

Then they try to admit the gun. I cockblock again, "foundation", "chain of custody", etc. Underling has a REAL hard time asking the right questions, but finally gets the gun in.

We break for lunch.

Local PD is milling about and I talk to her. "God I hope judge just gives the min man here, and not the whole 40 when we lose," I say.

"This judge?" she says. "He'll give your guy life 100%. I negotiated a 10y sentence with the state on a PVH and the judge rejected it and gave life. And he will give life five minutes after you lose the PVH."

I panic and grab my client. "Dude, take the 40. We are about to get life. All they need to prove is that you were driving and without a license, and youre in violation. Judge will then fuck your ass."

Client stands strong. "nah nah nah. Aint taking shit. You got this AOCPhoneNumberMoniker."

Back after lunch, the cop on the stand, I cross him and he fumbles over and over.

Reason for the stop: no seat belt and tag obscured. But the tag was very visible in the bodycam. And it was night time, dark, no interior car illumination etc. So I beat him up a bit -- can see no seat belt on a moving car at 55mph in the dark, but cannot see the tag from 5 feet away? When we can all see it in the video?

Then I jump into search. "Smelled cannibas". Lol. No weed recovered. Only gun.

Next wit: Guy who test-fired the gun. Its a gun.

State auto-admits probation papers, conviction history, DMV records, and then rests. lol.

I dont call my guy.

I argue - cops full of shit. Either best or worst eyes on the planet. Gun had no prints, no DNA, no testimony that car even belonged to probationer. All you have is him in a car where there was a gun... and apparently no DL, but the violation must be willful and substantial and no evidence he willfully knowingly drove without DL and even if so, not substantial violation.

Judge hems and haws. Finally decides he cannot rule until he has reviewed the transcript, tells us to come back in mid October.

We might actually win this shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147190)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

lmao @ finding a retard cop who didn't just say the car was swerving or some shit. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147262)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Insecure cuck mental disorder

If you get this guy off, he is 100% going to drunkenly kill someone, and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147299)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

This is mostly flame, people who are experienced at driving drunk are pretty good at it. Most of the problems we have related to it are that people don't learn how to do it, so most people who drunk drive and cause accidents are new at it. We should have a new driver's ed that focuses on teaching adults how to drive with higher BAC's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147310)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Insecure cuck mental disorder

This guy is prone to drunken rage and likes to illegally carry guns. He's going to kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147468)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: pearl wonderful deer antler parlour

You don't know that. Maybe he was holding the gun for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147513)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

Nah but he will violate probation again - my guess domestic violence. Won’t be my problem.

And he did manage to find a shit paying wage job. Maybe he’ll turn into a good keed. He’ll make your fish fry in the back kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147466)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: lascivious boltzmann

Your man was just doing a little “security work” on the side. Nice to have a gun handy. Wasn’t gonna use it just nice to have to make a $50 here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147480)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: lascivious boltzmann

Good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147464)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: dead coral corn cake

180 update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147759)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: charismatic immigrant

180 that youre a PD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147457)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: cerise galvanic locus sound barrier

thanks man that means a lot to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147628)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: talking exciting azn tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48147646)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: passionate shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48148133)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: A Game of "

Final update:

Just ahead of the judges delayed ruling on the probation violation the state amended the affidavit with allegations of NEW violations - guy had been calling the woman from the 2016 case from the jail phone, 49 times.

State had all the recordings. Many calls were anodyne but many were ugly. Threatening her to recant the 2016 case etc.

I had slim procedural arguments: “judge the probation hearing already finished and now there’s new allegations from the time before, state should be time-barred” etc. But I knew it was bullshit. He’s still on probation and they can “violate” him at any time. They could file new affidavits every day.

So even with our luck in the original PVH we were sure to lose these new allegations. State had signed docs that he’d been forbidden to contact her. State had his jail acct calling her number. State had their voices on the calls.

I put in a personal meeting with prosecutor and BEGGED for a deal. Finally got 15 years state prison. Closes the probation violation and the new case. He took it, is happy. Will have a chance to not die in prison.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259778)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: hung stud

What's prosbro's reason for cutting a deal at that point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259785)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

the art of the time suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259828)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: A Game of "

This is a lib thing if me to believe, but it’s true. She relented bc he had a paid attorney who came in person to her office. Spoke to her white guy to white woman. Implicitly acknowledged race and the unspoken agreement to give blacks some leeway. Palled around with her. Implored her. Differentiated this case from the fifty other identical cases she has with anonymous PDs.

Also I played off her laziness / sense of efficiency. If my guy gets sentenced to life we might as well try his new case (we wouldn’t have). Does she want to waste a week on trial? Take the 15 and the win!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259846)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Chingada Madre

Will he still be happy in 2 weeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259789)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: trump

Nice. Did the client pay well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259851)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: A Game of "

Not as well as he should given I probably saved him 20 years. But blood from a stone….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259884)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: trump

Good job either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684",#48259893)