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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
contagious water buffalo
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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Drab dashing school
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Heady ruby house
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Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Orange arousing chapel
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damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: contagious water buffalo

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Twisted reading party

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Stirring Metal Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Turquoise erotic prole

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Magenta blathering messiness theater



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Big-titted useless native

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Drab dashing school



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Heady ruby house

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Orange arousing chapel

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant amber antidepressant drug son of senegal

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Big-titted useless native

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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