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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: smoky swashbuckling principal's office i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: smoky swashbuckling principal's office i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Multi-colored bright menage coldplay fan My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: topaz field fanboi This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: cruel-hearted vibrant market Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Chestnut Casino Fat Ankles You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: smoky swashbuckling principal's office life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Odious infuriating depressive The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: smoky swashbuckling principal's office if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Odious infuriating depressive You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Odious infuriating depressive Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Chestnut Casino Fat Ankles I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: flesh stimulating step-uncle's house He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Chestnut Casino Fat Ankles Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Impressive cracking tank area Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Impressive cracking tank area Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Vigorous henna toilet seat dysfunction When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Odious infuriating depressive Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Chestnut Casino Fat Ankles I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Chestnut Casino Fat Ankles But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: unholy resort sex offender You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Impressive cracking tank area Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Slap-happy Becky I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Fluffy spectacular gas station I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Drunken Kitty Cat Hell Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: twisted flushed rigor chapel I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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