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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37.

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until yo...
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
To be fair, So I get to go completely bald AND be married...
Exciting walnut institution french chef
  03/27/26
She’s not like that
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
To be fair, OK I'll trust you on that but only if you kno...
Exciting walnut institution french chef
  03/27/26
Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violate...
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragico...
pontificating shimmering principal's office
  03/27/26
I really like it here, apropos of nothing
pontificating shimmering principal's office
  03/27/26
Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon ...
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
LOL'd, tyvmft I would politely decline, I think, because ...
pontificating shimmering principal's office
  03/27/26
Saves me a ton on haircuts
Ruby brunch private investor
  03/27/26
Okay, I lol’d
pontificating shimmering principal's office
  03/27/26
"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do ...
Aromatic Henna Goal In Life Filthpig
  03/27/26
Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like h...
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs ...
Aromatic Henna Goal In Life Filthpig
  03/27/26
Make it 19-20
heady balding hominid indian lodge
  03/27/26
No
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.
Overrated chapel pocket flask
  03/27/26
Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/...
pungent gas station
  03/27/26
Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows an...
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26
Yeah I'll take that deal all day long. I want to be clear...
pungent gas station
  03/27/26
so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo ben...
Doobsian athletic conference
  03/27/26
37 yo benjamin button wife tp
pontificating shimmering principal's office
  03/27/26
Le reddit nigger!
Thriller bright organic girlfriend
  03/27/26


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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until you’re 52 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774075)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting walnut institution french chef

To be fair,

So I get to go completely bald AND be married to a blown out shrew who will almost certainly divorce me and legally steal half of my shit as I become old and bald?

How much does this cost and do you accept credit cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774085)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

She’s not like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774088)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Exciting walnut institution french chef

To be fair,

OK I'll trust you on that but only if you know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774094)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violated the terms of the hypo and immediately revert to her true age. As will your Hair, although of course this would be to its natural Norwood level given your age and not the level it was at the time of signing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774103)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: pontificating shimmering principal's office

Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragicomically strange modern world, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49775131)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: pontificating shimmering principal's office

I really like it here, apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774108)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon something around 6 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774137)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: pontificating shimmering principal's office

LOL'd, tyvmft

I would politely decline, I think, because I've noticed that women with decent genes who also take good care of themselves, cool mind warm heart etc, are unironically 180 mommy gf and/or mommy wife material indefinitely

And even though I once buzzed my hair impulsively back in high school just out of curiosity if I could pull it off, I just really, really like my hair (and to be honest my older sister making fun of me for any reason is the most Goosebumps scenario I can think of in life, probably!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49775123)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Ruby brunch private investor

Saves me a ton on haircuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774119)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: pontificating shimmering principal's office

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774125)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Henna Goal In Life Filthpig

"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do you accept?"

what kind of shit hypo is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774142)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like having Hair quite a bit even now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774145)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Henna Goal In Life Filthpig

the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs right and love being bachelors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774152)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: heady balding hominid indian lodge

Make it 19-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774229)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774233)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Overrated chapel pocket flask

100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774241)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: pungent gas station

Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/eyelashes too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774243)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows and chestpubes, if you can keep them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774407)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: pungent gas station

Yeah I'll take that deal all day long.

I want to be clear that I'd be keeping the eyelashes too. I went to high school with this mentally ill kid, he developed trichotillomania & pulled out all his eyelashes. He looked like a total freak, way worse than you might expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49775112)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian athletic conference

so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo benjamin button wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49774409)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: pontificating shimmering principal's office

37 yo benjamin button wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49775133)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Thriller bright organic girlfriend

Le reddit nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49775235)