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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Vivacious boiling water piazza
  11/17/13
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chocolate corner cuckoldry
  02/09/14
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onyx parlour therapy
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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  03/26/26
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ungodly national pozpig
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
exciting juggernaut sex offender
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
fuchsia bat shit crazy cuckold roast beef
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
concupiscible abusive striped hyena
  11/18/13
tp
Henna Flickering Trust Fund Fanboi
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Diverse trailer park stock car
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
ungodly national pozpig
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
high-end lemon feces pit
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
idiotic rusted home
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Nofapping puppy
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
stirring disgusting dilemma dog poop
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Razzmatazz Jewess
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
glittery school cafeteria incel
  04/07/16
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Vigorous Tattoo Filthpig
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
bronze hospital
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Razzle university
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Dashing scarlet partner
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
boyish dark field sandwich
  11/17/13
?
Opaque aphrodisiac candlestick maker plaza
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Rough-skinned Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting
  11/18/13
Well?
Deranged Step-uncle's House
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Walnut nursing home pistol
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
ungodly national pozpig
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
sapphire main people
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
dun immigrant turdskin
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
dun immigrant turdskin
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
You're done here
Amber Locus
  11/19/13
(idiot)
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
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magenta hell
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Saffron elastic band
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
magenta hell
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Nofapping puppy
  11/17/13
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honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
magenta hell
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
clear stain mad cow disease
  11/17/13
only?
Saffron elastic band
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
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honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
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spectacular metal stage
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
purple disturbing house mother
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
dun immigrant turdskin
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
excitant stead ladyboy
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
magenta hell
  11/17/13
lol
excitant stead ladyboy
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
purple disturbing house mother
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Saffron elastic band
  11/17/13
lmao.
concupiscible abusive striped hyena
  11/18/13
cq
fishy heaven
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Henna Flickering Trust Fund Fanboi
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
concupiscible abusive striped hyena
  11/18/13
Underrated
Emerald Doobsian Dopamine
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
Charismatic ebony jew temple
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tyft mental image
pearl frum old irish cottage
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Yellow dingle berry brethren
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
purple disturbing house mother
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Charcoal School Persian
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
magenta hell
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
LOL
honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Dull brunch
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
sapphire main people
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Rebellious electric gas station
  11/17/13
really embarassing
house-broken dragon area
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
lascivious senate kitty
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Emerald Doobsian Dopamine
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Saffron elastic band
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/17/13
well executed flame
cerebral lay
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Fighting costumed telephone
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Bespoke Arousing Box Office Death Wish
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
transparent french chef hissy fit
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship
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Exhilarant church
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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Trip cream center
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Exhilarant church
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Hairraiser cordovan shrine
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Racy kitchen macaca
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Racy kitchen macaca
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
flirting electric furnace abode
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
big outnumbered church building
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
flirting electric furnace abode
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Contagious indian lodge
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Contagious indian lodge
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
flirting electric furnace abode
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blue idea he suggested
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
wonderful twinkling ticket booth
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
onyx parlour therapy
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
flirting electric furnace abode
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
french toaster
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Rough-skinned Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Cracking gold athletic conference
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
titillating cyan site karate
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(Jeff Bridges)
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spectacular metal stage
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
judgmental range trump supporter
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Aromatic Crusty Tanning Salon
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
onyx parlour therapy
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onyx parlour therapy
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ty, brother.
Fighting costumed telephone
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drunken fragrant property
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Thriller Toilet Seat Chapel
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Motley Translucent Spot Reading Party
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Fighting costumed telephone
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
sienna bawdyhouse sound barrier
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Mind-boggling shitlib stage
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
onyx parlour therapy
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
indecent parlor
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onyx parlour therapy
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
pearl frum old irish cottage
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
awkward base
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Mischievous boistinker
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Uh they do
passionate legal warrant theater
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onyx parlour therapy
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
pearl frum old irish cottage
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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glittery school cafeteria incel
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Vivacious boiling water piazza

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: chocolate corner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Carmine Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: ungodly national pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: exciting juggernaut sex offender

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: fuchsia bat shit crazy cuckold roast beef

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible abusive striped hyena

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Henna Flickering Trust Fund Fanboi

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Diverse trailer park stock car

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: ungodly national pozpig

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: high-end lemon feces pit

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: idiotic rusted home

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Nofapping puppy

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: stirring disgusting dilemma dog poop

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Jewess

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria incel

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Tattoo Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bronze hospital

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle university

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Dashing scarlet partner

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: boyish dark field sandwich

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Opaque aphrodisiac candlestick maker plaza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Deranged Step-uncle's House

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Walnut nursing home pistol

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: ungodly national pozpig

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: sapphire main people

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: dun immigrant turdskin

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: dun immigrant turdskin

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: silver 180 affirmative action weed whacker

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Amber Locus

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: magenta hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Saffron elastic band

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: magenta hell

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Nofapping puppy

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: magenta hell

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: clear stain mad cow disease

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Saffron elastic band

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: spectacular metal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: purple disturbing house mother

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: dun immigrant turdskin

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: excitant stead ladyboy

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: magenta hell

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: excitant stead ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: purple disturbing house mother

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Saffron elastic band

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: concupiscible abusive striped hyena

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: fishy heaven

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Henna Flickering Trust Fund Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: concupiscible abusive striped hyena

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Emerald Doobsian Dopamine

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Charismatic ebony jew temple

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: pearl frum old irish cottage

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Yellow dingle berry brethren

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: purple disturbing house mother

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Charcoal School Persian

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: magenta hell

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Insane Floppy Forum Deer Antler

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: honey-headed hyperactive theater stage ape

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Dull brunch

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: sapphire main people

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Rebellious electric gas station

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: house-broken dragon area

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: lascivious senate kitty

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Emerald Doobsian Dopamine

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Saffron elastic band

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral lay

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Fighting costumed telephone

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Bespoke Arousing Box Office Death Wish

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: transparent french chef hissy fit

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Medicated Laughsome Associate Cruise Ship

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: french toaster

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Trip cream center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser cordovan shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Racy kitchen macaca

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Racy kitchen macaca

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: flirting electric furnace abode

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: big outnumbered church building

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: flirting electric furnace abode

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Contagious indian lodge

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious indian lodge

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: flirting electric furnace abode

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: blue idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: wonderful twinkling ticket booth

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: flirting electric furnace abode

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: french toaster

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Cracking gold athletic conference

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: titillating cyan site karate

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie native

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: spectacular metal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: judgmental range trump supporter

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Crusty Tanning Salon

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Fighting costumed telephone

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: drunken fragrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Thriller Toilet Seat Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Motley Translucent Spot Reading Party

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Fighting costumed telephone

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse sound barrier

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shitlib stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: indecent parlor

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: pearl frum old irish cottage

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: awkward base

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Mischievous boistinker

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: passionate legal warrant theater

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: pearl frum old irish cottage

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Comical milky wrinkle

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Theatre Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control meetinghouse voyeur

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Copper Nowag

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indirect expression stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: glittery school cafeteria incel

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: provocative market legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Umber bipolar whorehouse rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: onyx parlour therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating milk orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Aqua space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: bronze hospital



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