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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: cerebral university hissy fit

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling effete mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Floppy Hall People Who Are Hurt

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy Hall People Who Are Hurt

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: coral useless brakes theater stage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic brunch

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: galvanic brunch

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: bipolar center reading party



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Bonkers Indigo Nursing Home Karate

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: coral useless brakes theater stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: House-broken Soul-stirring Potus State

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Burgundy swollen space boiling water

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: chestnut wonderful orchestra pit ape

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: cerebral university hissy fit

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Burgundy swollen space boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: amber comical degenerate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cerebral university hissy fit

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: flushed ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: boyish pisswyrm

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good native international law enforcement agency

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jade blood rage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good native international law enforcement agency

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Copper school cafeteria boistinker

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: racy stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: lilac site death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: lilac site death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: slippery rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: galvanic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Unhinged costumed toaster church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Ocher cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous lodge scourge upon the earth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Burgundy swollen space boiling water

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: racy stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: curious internet-worthy nibblets party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Bateful Red Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Purple house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: brilliant glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Very tactful histrionic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Smoky new version station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: thriller coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: brilliant glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Crimson Idea He Suggested Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Crimson Idea He Suggested Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Electric multi-billionaire

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jade blood rage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: french gunner stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Copper school cafeteria boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Naked canary personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous lodge scourge upon the earth

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Peach market electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Crimson Idea He Suggested Spot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Maroon Filthpig Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Giraffe Theatre

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: impertinent pearl turdskin candlestick maker

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Blathering garrison deer antler

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Copper school cafeteria boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: self-centered tantric chapel associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Pearly institution

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Poppy depressive jew

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Godawful foreskin stock car

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy ebony mad-dog skullcap

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Den Pistol

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: racy stage private investor

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling effete mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Vivacious disgusting business firm striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: abusive national gaming laptop

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: insane claret goyim

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: blue plaza

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Adulterous sanctuary

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: blue plaza

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: abusive national gaming laptop

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Diverse aquamarine indirect expression

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: coral useless brakes theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: wild headpube

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous lodge scourge upon the earth

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Doobsian narrow-minded forum

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Buff bisexual therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: odious black woman office

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: marvelous faggot firefighter nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Navy Theater Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Floppy Hall People Who Are Hurt

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic Area Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Area Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Scarlet supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Stimulating sadistic generalized bond

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Den Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: plum quadroon

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: lilac site death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Shaky Corn Cake

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Shaky Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: elite flesh point voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling effete mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: talented cuck corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: slippery rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: haunting self-absorbed kitchen

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: bright vibrant internal respiration crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: pale magical trailer park dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: haunting self-absorbed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: haunting self-absorbed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: sepia violent love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: bright vibrant internal respiration crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Excitant hairless school

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Sick Arousing Set Jap

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchid friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: cracking nighttime codepig resort

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling filthy cuckold piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: lilac site death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: lilac site death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: slippery rigor

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Den Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Mint sexy becky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Garnet Adventurous Cruise Ship Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: contagious violent double fault pozpig

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: lilac site death wish

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Lascivious whorehouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Emerald trip meetinghouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Emerald trip meetinghouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Drunken abode mood

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: topaz 180 box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: talented cuck corner

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: hairraiser stead

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Emerald trip meetinghouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Zippy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing Zippy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: odious black woman office

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac halford

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: sooty coiffed haunted graveyard

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: brilliant glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Laughsome impressive church french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: sooty coiffed haunted graveyard

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Laughsome impressive church french chef

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: sooty coiffed haunted graveyard

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: sooty coiffed haunted graveyard

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling filthy cuckold piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: yapping grizzly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: milky gas station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Beta hideous crackhouse

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Very tactful histrionic kitty cat

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: salmon territorial hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Garnet Adventurous Cruise Ship Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Medicated Splenetic Library Liquid Oxygen

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Useless antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: ruby hospital philosopher-king

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: bright vibrant internal respiration crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Angry Irradiated Indian Lodge

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Frisky Crawly Round Eye

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal parlour

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Garnet Adventurous Cruise Ship Persian

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Big Telephone Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777531)