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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
diverse resort
  08/14/26
Lol
Fiercely-loyal arousing half-breed regret
  08/14/26
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luke the drifter
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
diverse resort
  08/14/26
cq
"we"
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
high-end crotch becky
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
diverse resort
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
razzmatazz topaz church building
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Cruel-hearted zippy immigrant corner
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
luke the drifter
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Frum sick pistol sex offender
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Flushed market
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
Stubborn tank
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
diverse resort
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Cruel-hearted zippy immigrant corner
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
provocative kitchen
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Black Dashing Mad-dog Skullcap Mad Cow Disease
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
diverse resort
  08/16/26
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Hilarious step-uncle's house
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amethyst son of senegal stage
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blathering fear-inspiring home
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
curious salmon set
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Contagious Chartreuse Temple Degenerate
  08/16/26
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maize office
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Maroon space main people
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Contagious Chartreuse Temple Degenerate
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Maroon space main people
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
Insanely creepy azn gaming laptop
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Maroon space main people
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Hilarious step-uncle's house
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Fiercely-loyal arousing half-breed regret
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: diverse resort

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal arousing half-breed regret

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: diverse resort

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: "we"

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: high-end crotch becky

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: diverse resort

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz topaz church building

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted zippy immigrant corner

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Frum sick pistol sex offender

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Flushed market

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Stubborn tank

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: diverse resort

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted zippy immigrant corner

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: provocative kitchen

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Black Dashing Mad-dog Skullcap Mad Cow Disease

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: diverse resort

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: amethyst son of senegal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: blathering fear-inspiring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: curious salmon set

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious Chartreuse Temple Degenerate

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: maize office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Maroon space main people

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Contagious Chartreuse Temple Degenerate

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Maroon space main people

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy azn gaming laptop

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Maroon space main people

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal arousing half-breed regret

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50073136)