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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Puce juggernaut wagecucks
  03/02/26
He poasts
rambunctious university partner
  03/02/26
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Tan Thirsty Pit
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Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
rambunctious university partner
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
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Tan Thirsty Pit
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
rambunctious university partner
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
rambunctious university partner
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Blue dragon
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
rambunctious university partner
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
violet office
  03/09/26
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Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Diverse outnumbered mexican
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
demanding translucent gas station
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
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  03/02/26
grindr?
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  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
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  03/03/26
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rambunctious university partner
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
wild patrolman
  03/09/26
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Big green home genital piercing
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
Glittery Boltzmann Senate
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
rambunctious university partner
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan
  03/09/26
wtf
rambunctious university partner
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
cerebral locale jewess
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
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  03/09/26
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Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House
  03/09/26
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amethyst state potus
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
Roblox
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
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  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Puce juggernaut wagecucks

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Tan Thirsty Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728488)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Tan Thirsty Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Blue dragon

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: rambunctious university partner

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: violet office

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Diverse outnumbered mexican

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Gay Up-to-no-good Police Squad Church Building

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: demanding translucent gas station

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Sooty spectacular community account tanning salon

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: amethyst state potus

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: marvelous sapphire brunch becky

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: wild patrolman

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Big green home genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Glittery Boltzmann Senate

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Bossy passionate cuckoldry coldplay fan

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: rambunctious university partner

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral locale jewess

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo nursing home

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst state potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Onyx Coffee Pot Step-uncle's House

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Roblox

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49747130)