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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo
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Learning disabled resort
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Mahogany sickened preventive strike azn
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ifnb.
Maroon galvanic garrison wagecucks
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picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
Salmon cowardly pozpig elastic band
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ask Kenny
Exhilarant blood rage trailer park
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seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
cobalt dog poop church building
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
Salmon cowardly pozpig elastic band
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
bat shit crazy internal respiration
  08/12/26
you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
fluffy contagious home
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ty
bat shit crazy internal respiration
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good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
bat shit crazy internal respiration
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
hideous swashbuckling locale
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
fluffy contagious home
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
cobalt dog poop church building
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
fluffy contagious home
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
concupiscible hateful hospital
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
Mentally Impaired Range Idea He Suggested
  08/13/26
spoken like a true fag
fluffy contagious home
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Poasting
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
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purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
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Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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surfing /thread
Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse
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you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
concupiscible hateful hospital
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well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse
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pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
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bat shit crazy internal respiration
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I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
Orchid dilemma halford
  08/12/26
unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
  08/12/26
xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
Glittery casino immigrant
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I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
Orchid dilemma halford
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it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
fantasy-prone medicated clown
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racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
fantasy-prone medicated clown
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here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
Glittery casino immigrant
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Water polo
concupiscible hateful hospital
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bowling tp
Saffron headpube
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I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
white reading party
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tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
concupiscible hateful hospital
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got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
concupiscible hateful hospital
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probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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concupiscible hateful hospital
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i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
Infuriating very tactful black woman tank
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SCUBA
multi-colored locus
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i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
floppy wild idiot
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people who can't run just walk to the finish line
concupiscible hateful hospital
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what's does a beginner at running even mean?
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
Turquoise parlour brethren
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gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
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Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse
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i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
soul-stirring twinkling stag film really tough guy
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He could just lift extremely light weights
concupiscible hateful hospital
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golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
titillating mauve ticket booth ratface
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(average xo poa)
Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo
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average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
fluffy contagious home
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agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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you get it through your country club obviously
hideous swashbuckling locale
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anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
titillating mauve ticket booth ratface
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Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
dull mewling selfie incel
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Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
dull mewling selfie incel
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I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
hideous swashbuckling locale
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are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
titillating mauve ticket booth ratface
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you sound really stupid.
Slimy Goal In Life Hominid
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why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
titillating mauve ticket booth ratface
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Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
bonkers rehab
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it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
concupiscible hateful hospital
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HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Charismatic bisexual theater

Jai alai

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: adventurous stubborn shrine



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled resort



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Mahogany sickened preventive strike azn



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Maroon galvanic garrison wagecucks

ifnb.

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Salmon cowardly pozpig elastic band

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50060771)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage trailer park

ask Kenny

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: cobalt dog poop church building

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50060807)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Salmon cowardly pozpig elastic band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50060936)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy internal respiration

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: fluffy contagious home

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063907)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy internal respiration

ty

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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064895)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy internal respiration

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070004)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50065563)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: fluffy contagious home

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: cobalt dog poop church building

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: fluffy contagious home

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Range Idea He Suggested

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066301)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: fluffy contagious home

spoken like a true fag

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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded Factory Reset Button

Poasting

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Learning disabled resort

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50062066)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Frum cracking stock car



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant insanely creepy field

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse

surfing

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064963)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: lake puppy

LotLizard PogoSticking

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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Big jewess laser beams



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy internal respiration



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Orchid dilemma halford

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063067)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063838)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery casino immigrant

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063851)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Orchid dilemma halford

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063897)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone medicated clown

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064554)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064729)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone medicated clown

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070026)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063848)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070030)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Glittery casino immigrant

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

Water polo

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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Saffron headpube

bowling tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063850)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: white reading party

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063853)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884350&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066683)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069996)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Infuriating very tactful black woman tank

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50063859)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: multi-colored locus

SCUBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064547)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: floppy wild idiot

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064767)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064832)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064855)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Turquoise parlour brethren

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064967)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50064968)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sick regret meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50065614)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling stag film really tough guy

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066430)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

He could just lift extremely light weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066965)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: titillating mauve ticket booth ratface

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50066687)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Curious Flesh Stain Tattoo

(average xo poa)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067578)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: fluffy contagious home

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067618)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067773)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

you get it through your country club obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067777)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067780)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069759)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067775)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: titillating mauve ticket booth ratface

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068611)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: dull mewling selfie incel

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50069831)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070028)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: dull mewling selfie incel

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070074)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070211)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: titillating mauve ticket booth ratface

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070321)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Slimy Goal In Life Hominid

you sound really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067774)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: titillating mauve ticket booth ratface

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50068609)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: bonkers rehab

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50067650)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful hospital

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070000)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling locale

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070218)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone medicated clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070244)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Carmine Corner

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#50070253)