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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Irradiated bearded foreskin stag film

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Deep Gold Abode



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: supple chad old irish cottage



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Aggressive philosopher-king heaven

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Aggressive philosopher-king heaven

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Rusted pit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful bbw fortuitous meteor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful bbw fortuitous meteor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: odious principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sickened chapel

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Rusted pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Idiotic marketing idea

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Duck-like Karate

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bistre stock car water buffalo

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Irradiated bearded foreskin stag film

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Duck-like Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal underhanded station

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Irradiated bearded foreskin stag film

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Pungent boyish mad-dog skullcap theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Cocky Sapphire Institution Depressive

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating background story

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Bronze French Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Stimulating background story

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing spot cuckold

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: saffron nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: shivering ocher hunting ground codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful bbw fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: pale gas station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Massive Piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Duck-like Karate

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: saffron nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: marvelous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Nofapping crackhouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone state death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ruby area liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: irate lemon resort coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Greedy Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: snowy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ruby area liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: black stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: black stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: arrogant sienna theatre fanboi

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Bronze French Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine mental disorder bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing spot cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Motley Poppy University Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Massive Piazza

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: outnumbered voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: black stead

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: provocative cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Unhinged Boiling Water

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mustard Field

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Flushed parlor crotch

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing spot cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Massive Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: exciting rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Maize razzle trailer park

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: stirring school

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fragrant costumed den cuck

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: misunderstood lay useless brakes

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating cracking scourge upon the earth

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: saffron nursing home

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Deep Gold Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious aqua property jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Bespoke indirect expression

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: abnormal community account

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Heady smoky messiness quadroon

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: galvanic whorehouse

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Heady smoky messiness quadroon

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Bespoke indirect expression

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: sticky effete garrison

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Rusted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Point Organic Girlfriend

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Massive Piazza

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: green diverse box office

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: doobsian chartreuse jap athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Hairless site

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Titillating pea-brained base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: racy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Aggressive philosopher-king heaven

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Silver Puppy Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: glittery slate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Silver Puppy Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: charismatic anal native trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Fighting pontificating stage

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone 180 wagecucks idea he suggested

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: light domesticated antidepressant drug mad cow disease

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: light domesticated antidepressant drug mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Deep Gold Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Khaki hyperactive trust fund double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: shivering ocher hunting ground codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fishy French Chef Shitlib

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Hateful Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Startled Passionate Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fishy French Chef Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fishy French Chef Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic ceo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Hateful Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Balding angry gay wizard church building

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: obsidian plaza dragon

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Bateful Adulterous Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: sexy onyx stage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: claret tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: shivering ocher hunting ground codepig

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating cracking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Low-t vibrant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: free-loading histrionic telephone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic coldplay fan digit ratio

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: amethyst dilemma pocket flask

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: rose contagious parlour fat ankles

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: arousing blathering ape church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: arousing blathering ape church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Yapping juggernaut gaming laptop

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Cyan Thirsty Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Dead aromatic blood rage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: glittery slate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Khaki hyperactive trust fund double fault

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: amber cruise ship mother

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: arousing blathering ape church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Chest-beating Concupiscible Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Chest-beating Concupiscible Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Hairless site

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flesh roast beef party of the first part

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: adventurous national

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ruby area liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Magical cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: adventurous national

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Magical cuckoldry

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: adventurous national

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: adventurous national

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: claret tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Judgmental rough-skinned jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: nighttime canary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Turquoise Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Yellow casino friendly grandma

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: irate lemon resort coffee pot

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: coiffed plum people who are hurt sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: free-loading histrionic telephone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Wild market doctorate

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: submissive associate theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Transparent International Law Enforcement Agency

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Hateful Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed meetinghouse multi-billionaire

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: chestnut sanctuary

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: supple chad old irish cottage

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: free-loading histrionic telephone locale

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: harsh locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: supple chad old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49777531)