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Hey bros, it's me again: Larijani is alive, appears at press conference

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087 h...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/s...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South...
Ungodly stag film
  03/17/26
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Stirring plaza lettuce
  03/17/26
still vastly better than our ZOG
mint comical business firm
  03/17/26
...
Ungodly stag film
  03/17/26
the philosopher yet lives!
razzle unholy hunting ground gas station
  03/17/26
and yet he dies! Schrödinger's philosophical terrori...
razzle unholy hunting ground gas station
  03/17/26
...
Autistic gaming laptop
  03/17/26
Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be bl...
multi-colored legend theatre
  03/17/26
https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803 IRGC did...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah
Stirring plaza lettuce
  03/17/26
Looks more alive than Bibi
excitant property reading party
  03/17/26
Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wo...
Burgundy pozpig
  03/17/26
It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian a...
Burgundy pozpig
  03/17/26
Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to you...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Bas...
spruce exhilarant jewess
  03/17/26
Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit
spruce exhilarant jewess
  03/17/26
ur done here https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/20340108...
Bateful bespoke base
  03/17/26
We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 tim...
turquoise judgmental national sandwich
  03/17/26
blow out site investigators are now searching several square...
Floppy puce lay
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087

https://x.com/iranin_arabic/status/2033958347305517526

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751550)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/status/2033977668031369445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751559)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Ungodly stag film

lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South Park cardboard cut outs as their ruling coalition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751651)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Stirring plaza lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751656)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: mint comical business firm

still vastly better than our ZOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751662)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Ungodly stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751669)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: razzle unholy hunting ground gas station

the philosopher yet lives!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751686)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: razzle unholy hunting ground gas station

and yet he dies!

Schrödinger's philosophical terrorist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752093)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Autistic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752344)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: multi-colored legend theatre

Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be blowing up everywhere if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751695)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803

IRGC did officially announce martyrdom of Soleimani, but nothing on Larijani yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751703)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring plaza lettuce

cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751732)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: excitant property reading party

Looks more alive than Bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49751696)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Burgundy pozpig

Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wouldn’t post fake news right? Also Bibi is dead too?! Do these sources ever get it wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752026)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752306)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Burgundy pozpig

Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian account post he’s alive, were you thinking “I know he’s dead but I’m going to post this fake news on xoxo, it’ll be really funny.” Would love to understand your mindset. Tell me more brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752649)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to your best work? That's what I thought bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752658)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: spruce exhilarant jewess

"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Basij force commander Gholamreza Soleimani have been killed, according to state media."

lmfao get your shinebox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752100)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to come back -- that's you brother. Remember who you are before speaking ill of your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752311)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: spruce exhilarant jewess

idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752331)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Bateful bespoke base

ur done here

https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/2034010862692753518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752292)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: turquoise judgmental national sandwich

We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 times before they actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752314)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Floppy puce lay

blow out site investigators are now searching several square miles for the remains of pm's asshole after he was btfo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310684#49752679)